Number One in the Hood, G
I just bought myself a present.
They're plush. I can snuggle with them.
But I won't. I plan on being really nice to Meatwad and Frylock, but I'm going to beat the shit out of Master Shake. He's a bastard. It will feel good to literally knock the stuffing out of him for every time that he hurt poor Meatwad.
Hey, I got something for you.
Schoolly D - Aqua Teen Hunger Force Theme (mp3)
Lyrics below. Raise your hands in the air like you just don't care. Yo.
Shake-zula,
the mic rulah,
the old schoolah
you wanna trip, I'll bring it to ya.
Frylock and I'm on top rock you like a cop
Meatwad you're up next with your knock-knock....
Meatwad make the money see,
Meatwad get the honeys G
Drivin in my car, livin' like a star
Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a Taurus.
Cause we are the Aqua Teens.
Make the homeys say ho
and the girlies wanna scream.
Cause we are the Aqua Teens.
Make the homeys say ho
and the girlies wanna scream.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
number one in the hood, G
Comments
Were all the "Carl" plushies sold out?
Posted by: Gumby | February 27, 2004 08:36 PM
I would not let Carl in my house. Unless it was a Carl pinata.
Posted by: michele | February 27, 2004 10:02 PM
"Meatwad, you're up next, work it out now."
"Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a tard."
I've never been able to find an MP3 of "I Want Candy" by MC Pee Pants. That one was awesome.
Posted by: Jim Treacher | February 27, 2004 10:43 PM
I love Master Shake - he rules!
Posted by: djspicerack | February 27, 2004 10:43 PM
I think they had trouble ordering enough hair for Carl's back and shoulders.
Posted by: Britton | February 27, 2004 10:44 PM
i've found 'i want candy' on kazaa. I will post it on my site tomorrow if you want.
Posted by: Britton | February 27, 2004 10:45 PM
And I thought you rocked yesterday! Little did I know. You need the DVD of Season One. It's as good as a six-pack for relaxation, although it goes well with one.
Posted by: Frank | February 27, 2004 10:48 PM
[meatwad] Sweeeeet. [/meatwad]
Posted by: Analog Mouse | February 27, 2004 10:55 PM
I just copied and pasted the lyrics from here without reading them. I accept no responsibility for errors. Or anything else in life, for that matter.
Posted by: michele | February 27, 2004 10:55 PM
No, those are the right lyrics -- I remember reading something where one of the creators confirmed it. Sadly, that was a long time ago and I don't remember where that was.
And I definitely have an mp3 of "I Want Candy" around here somewhere. I also have the DVD set, which rules more than Carl's pool.
Posted by: M | February 28, 2004 02:44 AM
MC Chris is a brilliant man. If you haven't heard "Fette's Vette" you need to go download it, like yesterday.
Posted by: Jason | February 28, 2004 03:16 AM
Nice. Thank you.
I'm gonna see how many times i can listen in a row before my wife knocks me out.
Posted by: Ed | February 28, 2004 04:14 AM
Fette's Vette is awesome. I like the one about Robitussin too. I like pretty much every song of his I've heard, actually.
Posted by: Jim Treacher | February 28, 2004 11:45 AM
Lyrics posted by Michele are a-ok correct. I watch the DVDs with closed-captioning on, and that's what they read like!
I can't wait for Vol. 2 to come out this June, just in time for my birthday...
Posted by: CT | March 3, 2004 02:11 PM
http://www.adultswim.com/misc/downloads/
A FULL VERSION of I WANT CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO EDITS OR CHARACTER VOICEOVERS
Posted by: Tavon | October 20, 2004 07:11 AM
heres the i want candy song download link
http://www.adultswim.com/misc/downloads/audio/athf/iwantcandy.mp3
its the full verson from mc chris aka mc pee pants
its not the choped verson the real thing you will find that theres more to it than the choped versons you will find
Posted by: kid-sinn | November 1, 2004 11:42 PM