SQoTD: Makin' out With Harley Quinn
That stands for Sporadic Question of the Day.
Today's question comes from my buddy Todd. You didn't know I take request, did you? Well, I do*.
Todd asks: If you were going to do the bump and grind with any cartoon character (past or present, male, female or animal), who would it be?
And for the euphemism challenged, by bump and grind, I mean have sex with. And there's no need to put a disclaimer here about safe sex and all that because as far as I know, cartoon characters and human beings cannot reproduce together. Imagine that hybrid!
Oh, just to make it more interesting, Jessica Rabbit is off limits.
*If you'd like to pose a question for the SQoTD, just send me an email with said question
Comments
Olive Oyl.
Posted by: Ken | February 25, 2004 01:27 PM
Thelma from Scooby Doo
Then I would be able to win alot of Bar bets...
Posted by: Tom | February 25, 2004 01:28 PM
Angela Spica, the Engineer from The Authority. Not that I've thought about this until you raised the question... really... stop looking at me like that.
Hey, you asked.
Posted by: Swerdloff | February 25, 2004 01:30 PM
I'd do Meatwad! I mean, just think of how nasty that would be!
Posted by: Michael Demmons | February 25, 2004 01:31 PM
The skunk man, the skunk, Pepe Le Pew.
Posted by: Monkeyspit | February 25, 2004 01:32 PM
I would want to know Najica Hiiragi (from Najica Blitz Tactic) a whole lot better.
Posted by: BigFire | February 25, 2004 01:34 PM
Michael, I believe Meatwad is underage. I think Frylock would be good in bed. I mean, he's got a lot of fries/appendages that one could use as....playthings.
Posted by: michele | February 25, 2004 01:37 PM
I think you need sub-categories...
Overall: Red Hot Riding Hood
Supervillain: Catwoman
Superhero: Wonder Woman
Girl next door: Trixie from Speed Racer
If I were gay: Red Hot Riding Hood
Posted by: Scott Brodeur | February 25, 2004 01:42 PM
Daisy Mae from Little Abner.
Although Brenda Star would be a close second.
Posted by: Kent | February 25, 2004 01:51 PM
Taarna the Defender (Heavy Metal)
Posted by: Pietro | February 25, 2004 01:51 PM
Nova, from Star Blazers.
Posted by: Jeff R | February 25, 2004 01:56 PM
Jessica from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"
Hot, hot, hot...
Posted by: tomaig | February 25, 2004 01:57 PM
I always wanted to do Speed Racer as a child . . . nowadays I think I'd rather have Boomhauer.
Posted by: ilyka | February 25, 2004 01:59 PM
Melody, from "Josie and the Pussycats".
Posted by: Mike | February 25, 2004 02:01 PM
No Jessica huh? OK, I'll take Wonder Woman. She can even tie me up with that lasso.
Posted by: Hondo | February 25, 2004 02:07 PM
Anna Nicole Smith is about as cartoonish as I could take.
Posted by: McGehee | February 25, 2004 02:24 PM
Well, maybe Minerva Mink from "The Animaniacs."
Posted by: McGehee | February 25, 2004 02:24 PM
Tank Girl...
maybe Lana Lang (from Action Stories)
Posted by: jimf | February 25, 2004 02:31 PM
Aeon Flux, or any character from a Michael Manning comic
Posted by: Britton Wingnut | February 25, 2004 02:44 PM
Assuming they are of age, the Powder Puff girls. 3 chicks, 3 orif-whoops my bad!
Posted by: Vince | February 25, 2004 02:44 PM
Those whores in Apartment 3-G for sure.
Posted by: Edw. | February 25, 2004 02:46 PM
Hanna-Barbara - Josie
Marvel - MJ (I stay away from chicks with super powers)
DC - Obviously, Catwoman
TV Disney - Kim Possible/Shego threesome
Movie Disney - Esmeralda
Archies - Old Sabrina or New Veronica
Classic - Betty Boop
Posted by: JFH | February 25, 2004 02:50 PM
I'd ring up Mr. Vargas.
Now that man had issues. One a month as I recall.
Posted by: Stephen | February 25, 2004 02:55 PM
You know the waitress who brings the brontosaurus burger that tips over the Flintstones's car at the drive-in during the show's end credits? There's something mysterious about her that I'd like to know in a biblical sense.
Posted by: Jeff | February 25, 2004 03:07 PM
You bring up the Animaniacs but don't mention Hello Nurse???
Posted by: J. | February 25, 2004 03:10 PM
Anime - Shampoo & Akane (from Ranma 1/2) would be my ultimate tag-team fantasy.
Saturday Morning TV - Cheetara (Thundercats)
Animated Movie - Beldandy (Oh! My Goddess)
Comic Book - Mary Jane Watson-Parker (Spider-Man)
Posted by: GeekMan | February 25, 2004 03:12 PM
Oh, and currently I would SOoooo do Harley Quinn. I've even got a 12" porceline figure of her in my curio cabinet...
Oh... I've gone too far, haven't I?
Posted by: GeekMan | February 25, 2004 03:14 PM
Talia, the daughter of Ras al-Ghul.
Posted by: Alex Knapp | February 25, 2004 03:21 PM
There was always the upper class English lady from the Thunderbirds - I guess someone would have to pull the strings though.
Posted by: Ken | February 25, 2004 03:22 PM
Anime: Witch Hunter Robin
villian: Mystique (is she even really a villian anymore?)
hero: either Black Canary or Zatanna
Posted by: ~j | February 25, 2004 03:29 PM
Stripperella
Posted by: mark | February 25, 2004 03:31 PM
I keep hoping Sue Storm will dump that nerd Reed Richards and look my way for a change.
Posted by: CGHill | February 25, 2004 03:34 PM
Hell, I'm with Pietro!! Taarna all the way!
2nd place would be the gal from the cartoon The Maxx (was her name Julia?)
Posted by: JonB | February 25, 2004 03:34 PM
Deetlit from Record of Lodoss War.
Oh, yeah.
Posted by: Jim | February 25, 2004 03:35 PM
Harley Quinn.
Posted by: Laurence Simon | February 25, 2004 03:45 PM
Dude, LDG all the way. Yeah baby YEAH!
Posted by: dave | February 25, 2004 03:49 PM
Urd from Oh My Goddess! Half angel, half demon...the perfect bedtime babe.
http://www.absoluteanime.com/oh_my_goddess/urd.htm
Posted by: Toren | February 25, 2004 03:59 PM
Psylocke.
Posted by: Jason | February 25, 2004 04:00 PM
Although I've had lots of such infatuations that have waxed and waned (consisting of such usual suspects as Supergirl, Batgirl, Mary Marvel... well anyway...), the one that has held most constant over the years has been Kitty Pryde (aka Shadowcat) of the X-Men.
(Of course, for anybody who's read my fanfic, this is not necessarily a revelation...)
Posted by: Ferro Lad | February 25, 2004 04:02 PM
The Ambiguously Gay Duo - Ace and Gary.
Posted by: Mark R. | February 25, 2004 04:13 PM
The lady from Thunderbirds was Lady Penelope
As for me....the brain is too old to remember the cartoons, probably liked Daphne though from Scooby Doo
Posted by: jased | February 25, 2004 04:15 PM
I think I would have to go with Cinderella from "Swing Shift Cinderella", though Little Red Riding Hood is great as well.
Tex Avery is the best there ever was.
My favorite non-Tex character (leaving aside Jessica Rabbit) would have to be Josie from Josie and the Pussycats.
Posted by: MikeR | February 25, 2004 05:39 PM
Either April O'Neill or Cheetarah. In either case I'd make her wear green and white striped stockings and call her "Nanny".
Posted by: dorkafork | February 25, 2004 05:53 PM
Damn....practically everything is taken
I'll take any chick dating Diamond Joe Quimby!
"Gentleman, start your whacking!"
Posted by: Ryan | February 25, 2004 05:56 PM
I'd take Speed's chick Trixie....many times.
Posted by: Easycure | February 25, 2004 06:08 PM
Either Blondie or Mom from Family Circus.
Posted by: FJBILL | February 25, 2004 06:09 PM
Kim Possible
Posted by: D'Lusional | February 25, 2004 06:24 PM
Hmmmmmmm. There's no shortage of options.
Timberwolf from "X-Men"? Hell, yeah!
Green Lantern? Mmmmmm-hmmm. Bring it on!
The Human Torch from The Fantastic Four? All I can say is "Flame ON!"
D
Posted by: David Strain | February 25, 2004 06:41 PM
Funny, not a lot of women chiming in on this one.
I've got to pick Kirk from the Animated Star Trek series. He's got a lot of practice. ;)
Posted by: Faith | February 25, 2004 06:52 PM
I'd totally do Death. Or pretty much any of the Locas from the Bros Hernandez stuff, especially Hopey. Ooh, or Maggie's boyfriend Ray from the same comics. Hottie!
I also like the dad, Raimundo, on Rocket Power. And Aeon Flux, although the man she's always after is nasty.
Johnny Bravo needs a pity fuck, so he can stop twitching out. Oh, and amen to the lady above who mentioned Boomhauer. Dangold dangold Boomhauer man ribbed for her pleasure. I could go on and on. Don't ever ask me which literaty characters I'd hook up with.
I know, I'm a sick puppy.
Posted by: Kelley | February 25, 2004 07:38 PM
I'd go with Brandy from 'Liberty Meadows'
http://www.libertymeadows.com/covers/cov020.jpg
for a peek
Posted by: Gothmog | February 25, 2004 07:59 PM
Meg from Disney's Hercules- Susan Egan did an incredible job voicing that character.
Posted by: Kevin | February 25, 2004 09:22 PM
Hmmmm . . .
1) Marcia Brady from:
2) I'll agree with the people who said Trixie
3) Jana, of the Wonder Twins
4) Morticia Adams, as long as she doesn't speak French
5) Ariel - Huh? Prince Eric already got her? Damn!
...oh, and how about Lenore? Naaaah, too young. ;)
Posted by: ScottC | February 25, 2004 10:19 PM
Two more:
Kim Possible . . .
. . . and Ariel's daughter Melody, when she grows up a little more.
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Posted by: ScottC | February 25, 2004 10:22 PM
Spike Spiegel from Cowboy Bebop. Totally. But he'd have to put the cigarette out and gargle first.
Posted by: Analog Mouse | February 25, 2004 10:29 PM
And if I was gay, I'd do Rogue.
Posted by: Analog Mouse | February 25, 2004 10:33 PM
If we're talking actual cartoons, then Aladdin.
If we're talking comics, then Sunspot from X-force (haven't read it in ages, so I don't know if he's even still out there, but the hot Latin guys tend to do it for me).
Posted by: John S. | February 25, 2004 11:00 PM
Betty and Veronica. Or Josie and the Pussycats. I'm into multiple cartoon partners. Am I sharing too much?
Posted by: skippystalin | February 25, 2004 11:42 PM
Zatanna- I'm a sucker for fishnets.
Posted by: Fred | February 26, 2004 12:00 AM
Faith, you're not really surprised that there aren't a lot of women chiming in, are you?
I already had my say a while ago.
Posted by: Meryl Yourish | February 26, 2004 12:11 AM
Without a doubt Jasmine from Aladin. Her and Daira's friend. Owww, have mercy!
Posted by: Azrael | February 26, 2004 02:02 AM
Kei and Yuri from The Dirty Pair. The Adam Warren version. Yum yum.
Posted by: Leatherface | February 26, 2004 02:09 AM
I guess this makes me a dirty old man, but I'd totally do Sailor Mars/Rei.
Posted by: Sean M. | February 26, 2004 03:21 AM
Betty and Veronica in a menage a trois. No contest.
Posted by: Chef Mojo | February 26, 2004 03:45 AM
Any Adam Warren chick.
And Daria's friend's brother.
Posted by: michele | February 26, 2004 06:21 AM
The prince in Beauty in the Beast. He's a real hottie.
Elizabeth
Imperial Keeper
Posted by: Elizabeth | February 26, 2004 08:59 AM
Definitely Holly Wood from Cool World.
Posted by: Bryan | February 26, 2004 12:25 PM
Definitely Holly Wood from Cool World.
Posted by: Bryan | February 26, 2004 12:25 PM