the devil made me do it
I couldn't help myself.
Before you go off on bender about this, see this post for explanation.
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McDonald's, in conjuction with Mel Gibson, is proud to present the Passion of the Christ Happy Meal!
Cut out this cardboard Jesus mask to wear to the next showing of Passion!
Of course, we've got toys. Gundam Pontious Pilate for boys and Barbie Mary Magdelane for girls! Don't forget to ask about our toys for kids under three - this week it's a Judas squeeze toy!
Don't forget, with every meal you can purchase a station of the cross for only $1.99. Ronald guides you through all 14 stations with helpful annotations.
Promotion starts next Friday. Bring in your Passion ticket stub for a free St. Simon Shake!
I'll be waiting on the corner for the next bus to hell.
Cut out this cardboard Jesus mask to wear to the next showing of Passion!
Of course, we've got toys. Gundam Pontious Pilate for boys and Barbie Mary Magdelane for girls! Don't forget to ask about our toys for kids under three - this week it's a Judas squeeze toy!
Don't forget, with every meal you can purchase a station of the cross for only $1.99. Ronald guides you through all 14 stations with helpful annotations.
Promotion starts next Friday. Bring in your Passion ticket stub for a free St. Simon Shake!
I'll be waiting on the corner for the next bus to hell.
Comments
I hope no one else gets hurt when the lightening strikes!
Posted by: Beth | February 21, 2004 11:44 AM
Neat! Can't wait for those happy meal toys to show up on this side of the Atlantic.
By the way has the Inquisition rung your door bell yet?
Posted by: Dark Riders | February 21, 2004 11:56 AM
Um, you know that could be a good thing. Spread the faith and all.
Of course, it just feels like something that would happen at a McDonalds in Afganistan. ( under the previous managment, of course)
Should we get Allah on this?
Posted by: Rob Moates | February 21, 2004 12:48 PM
"an old saying dating at least as far back as Chaucer in the twelfth century who called idle hands the devil's tools"
Posted by: jcwinnie | February 21, 2004 01:27 PM
Are there no meat variety burgers for lent?
Funny stuff!
Posted by: Easycure | February 21, 2004 01:49 PM
After the Happy Meal you can use official "Passion of Christ" exercise equipment. I'm going straight to hell.
Posted by: dorkafork | February 21, 2004 01:56 PM
That is funny. Some people take themsleves too seriously. Very nice.
Posted by: Tom | February 21, 2004 02:46 PM
That is just wrong. And yet I couldn't help but giggle at it.
Posted by: Sunidesus | February 21, 2004 03:31 PM
Save me a seat by the window.
Posted by: Stephen Macklin | February 21, 2004 04:16 PM
That would be a Filet-O-Fish Happy Meal for Lent.
Posted by: Shelby | February 21, 2004 05:40 PM
Passion of Christ spoiler alert here:
http://www.rc.net/lansing/sta/stasofc/soc12.jpg
(Jesus Dies On The Cross)
Sorry for spoiling it for ya, if you haven't seen it already.
Posted by: peat | February 21, 2004 07:12 PM
I heard they were already working on a "Passion" sequel.
Posted by: dorkafork | February 21, 2004 07:54 PM
Passion with a Vengance?
The Return of the Son of Man?
Apocalypse Now?
No wait...
Posted by: inc. | February 22, 2004 07:47 PM