creepy valentines, vol. 2
Thanks to my partner in crime Carol, I have come across a treasure trove of freaky valentines. Talk about a deranged vision of love.
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They are all desperately in need of captions. The sicker, the better, I always say.
Comments
For that last one, may I suggest, "Put on your tophat and your strap-on, it's Valentines Day!"
Posted by: Joe | February 8, 2004 07:26 PM
I think the gal on #3 is on the right track, but off to a premature start.
Posted by: McGehee | February 8, 2004 07:30 PM
For the first one:
I've stolen your heart. I will return for the genitalia later.
Posted by: Tom | February 8, 2004 08:02 PM
#3 - Girls who flash some skin always get extra valentines.
Posted by: Mara | February 8, 2004 08:06 PM
It's hard to picture my crusty old grandparents giving each other these cards. They probably also wore sunglasses and vampire capes to freak out the grown-ups at the farmer's market.
Posted by: Wally | February 8, 2004 11:14 PM
The girl in val8 looks like she's got a man under he dress, baby, yeah. And val9 is the weirdest of the bunch. He's not wearing any pants, but it also looks like he's got some sort of metal covering on his wing-wang.
Posted by: scott h. | February 8, 2004 11:51 PM
Valentine #4 (right hand side top row):
"Be mine or I'll pluck out your eyes!"
or
"Nothin' says lovin' like a deranged stalker comin' in the window"
Posted by: ricki | February 9, 2004 09:04 AM
ok, in order, top row first:
"You get a dime for a tooth. But heeeey, a major internal organ.."
"The Barbecue Bitch"
"that's all you get for a quarter"
"it don't matter! it's jest gonna be yew an me"!
"...operators are standing by to take your order.."
"sure I'm pretty. AND I do windows"
"puttin on the Ritzzzzzz"!
Posted by: Dave in Texas | February 10, 2004 12:01 PM