open audition for greeting card writers
Another year, another creepy Valentine:
Except this year, I took the wording off of the original. It's your job to decide what should go in there instead. Anything goes.
Except this year, I took the wording off of the original. It's your job to decide what should go in there instead. Anything goes.
Comments
Damn. I can't decide between:
'Nothin' says lovin' like Strawberry Shortcake and bananas! Hoo hoo!'
and:
'Mi banana es su banana, mi Valentine!'
Please, please don't make me choose!
Posted by: Charlie | February 7, 2004 09:55 PM
Is this the valentine that Monica sent to Bill?
Posted by: Headzero | February 7, 2004 10:24 PM
"No, I don't mind a little back hair."
Ok so I stole it from that beer commercial.
Posted by: barry | February 7, 2004 10:28 PM
"Let's see how you like 12 inches in your mouth."
Posted by: Allah | February 7, 2004 10:34 PM
"Gag and spit, or should I just make you?"
Posted by: SondraK | February 7, 2004 10:47 PM
"Guess where the other banana's going."
Posted by: Allah | February 7, 2004 10:53 PM
"TAKE IT ALL, BONZO!"
Posted by: Allah | February 7, 2004 10:56 PM
Heh.
"At least yours doesn't need batteries!"
(I'm a bad, bad man.)
D
Posted by: Doccus | February 8, 2004 12:08 AM
"It's your job to decide what should go in there instead. Anything goes."
Hehehehehe. Well, I can't top that.
Posted by: scott h. | February 8, 2004 12:29 AM
I'd kiss you but you're so damned ugly...
(and, crazy bonus points if you can get the blonde girl to sound like Chucky Heston).
Posted by: doc | February 8, 2004 12:54 AM
"Suck on mine and I'll suck on yours ..."
Posted by: M | February 8, 2004 01:02 AM
I can't think of anything witty as a caption, I am too distured by the fact that the little girl has a tit on her head and the monkey seems to have throat cancer.
Posted by: Christine | February 8, 2004 07:30 AM
Hi Bubbles! Michael asked me to give you these...
Posted by: Chef Mojo | February 8, 2004 07:52 AM
"Lay for Mojo"
Posted by: JohnO | February 8, 2004 11:01 AM
This is how Mr. Ritter showed me to do it.
Sorry.
Posted by: Veeshir | February 8, 2004 11:42 AM
Wouldn't THIS just rock Jane Goodall's world?!?
Posted by: Dave in Texas | February 8, 2004 02:07 PM
Munchies for monkeys
Posted by: Eric | February 9, 2004 01:37 AM
Is she pregnant?
Posted by: Simon Jester | February 9, 2004 11:41 AM
Though I am sure you are loath to...that seems like a great entry to Maxim magazines "Found Porn" monthly contest
http://www.maximonline.com/world_o_sex/articles/article_5620.html
Posted by: Ryan | February 9, 2004 02:31 PM