Things I failed to mention in the post below:
I am addicted to Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica
. Admit it, you think Nick is hot, too.
Worse than that, I have become re-addicted to American Idol
. So much so that I have even made my picks:
is my favorite so far. He'll make it to the final three. Others that I think have the potential to make it:
and the pen salesman
- she was born to play Columbia
in a stage adaptation of Rocky Horror
I'm even starting to believe that Simon is cute. Not as cute as Paula, but cute enough.
Oh god, help me. Please. If I don't get an intervention soon, I'm liable to start watching My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance
. Then it's all over but the bon-bons and housecoat.
Update: It looks like Mr. Smash has found a reality show worth watching
. I'd like to be a judge on that one.