Can I get a HELL YEAH? A fellow New Yorker, Ronnie James Dio is my choice for President of the United States. He is the only one who can take us into the next four years with confidence and righteousness. He has worked in several cabinets, doing time with Ritchie Blackmore and Ozzy Osbourne before striking out on his own to win the hearts and minds of American voters.
Dio on Homeland Security: So, fortune shine your light on me and my clothes Cause we need some security.
What he means is that he doesn't want to have to wear radioactive suits, so he is going to be big on securing the U.S. against terror attacks.
Dio on Crime: Cry out to legions of the brave, time again to save us from the jackals of the street.
RJD would send the National Guard out wipe out street crime. Every day, in every state.
Dio on the War on Terror: Ride the tiger/You can see his stripes but you know he's clean/Oh don't you see what I mean/Gotta get away/Holy Diver.
Basically, you go all religious jihad on us, we'll go vendetta jihad on your
Dio on legalizing marijuana: And now you can fly/So take your magic carpet ride
. Enough said.
Dio on Gay Rights: I was feelin' rather good/Should've touched some wood
. Yea, he's on your side, guys.
As it says on Dio's election blog
In fantasy tales, peasants had to worry about dragons coming to take their children away, hoping that their feudal lords would protect them from the marauding dragons with their strength or magic. But those times are long gone, and today's leaders have lost all their magic. Fortunately, the only thing that regular people need to protect themselves today is the vote — and you've got it!
His name is Dio and he dances on the sand. Ronnie James Dio.
Get out the vote.