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Whatever happened to New Coke

I once killed an entire town by pouring a can of New Coke into the water supply. It was horrible to watch all those people running out of their houses clutching their stomachs, retching its contents all over their shoes. Thankfully, Coca-cola wisely pulled the remainder of the product off of the shelves before I had a chance to dump another can or two into the water tower. I was looking for some Vanilla Pepsi to finish the job when the phone rang and woke me up from my dream.

Tiger

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