But what about the maggots??
Who is this man and why does he have a waffle on his head?
You might not believe me if I told you. Hell, I'll tell you anyhow just because it gives me the giggles to think about it.
John Rolls, Director of Animal Welfare for the RSPCA, is now campaigning for the welfare of maggots, roaches and ants.
I kid you not. Scott has the scoop. Have you got a caption?