france has dirty underpants!
Ed is right. This certainly is the quote of the year, thus far:
We can't just ignore France... what other country rhymes with underpants? (credit: reader Wisacre)
I see London
I see France
I see Chirac's
Are they yellow?
Are they pink?
All I know is that they STINK!
That second verse is what we used to sing as kids. Clever, weren't we?
Come on. You know you want to. Make your own. But you have to use the words underpants and France, obviously. We'll call this "Let's act like we are in 4th grade" day.