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france has dirty underpants!

Ed is right. This certainly is the quote of the year, thus far:

Captain Underpants!We can't just ignore France... what other country rhymes with underpants? (credit: reader Wisacre)

I see London
I see France
I see Chirac's
underpants

Are they yellow?
Are they pink?
All I know is that they STINK!

That second verse is what we used to sing as kids. Clever, weren't we?

Come on. You know you want to. Make your own. But you have to use the words underpants and France, obviously. We'll call this "Let's act like we are in 4th grade" day.

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I saw Russia
I saw France
Sell Iraq their underpants

Sold them MiGs
Sold them bombs
Both would sell their fucking moms

For a Rubble
For a Franc
Underpants ain't all that stank

And Saudi Arabia rhymes with WHICH body part?

Not that the burka fetishists would ever learn to appreciate it.

Ok I will be back with one or two or ten, my neighbor girl and my son are constantly rattling these off to each other, and I can't remember any of them at the moment.

I can give you this though:
Chirac and Schroeder sitting in a tree the gutter
eating peanut butter
licking each other...

What I do know, interestingly enough, about pink underpants is that in prison they make the little beeyatches where pink underpants (I just read this in a Michael Connely novel actually, so maybe I am the last to know). They make the pink underpants by dipping underwear in Hawaiian Punch.

Neat huh?

Or not.

I see London
I see France
They have got
No underpants

They are whores
On all fours
And they shop
At small stores

I'm not in London
I'm not in France
I'm not wearing
Underpants

Michele's got knickers
with pics of Zim.
How can I get in em?

Oh, God.

I'm sorry I clicked the comments popup.

Standing on the dock at Southampton
Trying to get a ticket to France
The men of the press
Said we wish you success
But we don't want to see Yoko's underpants

McGehee :)

For me, every day is "let's pretend we're in 4th grade day."

In compliance with the instructions, yet in violation of the spirit of this game ... haiku, anyone?

Chirac the weasel
Steals underpants off Iraq
Slimy crook of France

Darn, I like this one better ... and it has the rhyme

Chirac the weasel
Stole Iraqis' underpants
Slimy crook of France