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Improving The State of The Union

1. Full contact action. Daschle vs Hastert: One will walk away!
2. Ejector seats. If you snooze, you go flying into the gallery
3. Improv time. Let's see you work without the teleprompter. Finally a reason to vote for Wayne Brady.
4. Pander girls. Scantily clad women hold up placards of each new spending bill. "Miss Prescription Drug Benefit looks like she's had some work done"

Oliver "Is This Mic On?" Willis

Comments

Everything ends up being about girls with you.

I'll see if Britney is available for the next address.

When you've got a shtick, you gotta stick to it. I'm a Clintonista, it's in my blood.

Maybe a presidential cheerleader section?

Stop showing Hillary's sour mug.

Congress should be forced to play the State of the Union Address drinking game.

However, we should probably wait until Ted Kennedy retires before mixing that with the Pander Girls, or else we're just asking for trouble.

boobies!

Ejector seats! Ahh, the image of people flying though the air...thanks for the laugh!