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repeat after me

1,000 times.

I will not let my daughter drag me into the vortex of American Idol this season.
I will not let my daughter drag me into the vortex of American Idol this season.
I will not let my daughter drag me into the vortex of American Idol this season.
I will not let my daughter drag me into the vortex of American Idol this season.
I will not let my daughter drag me into the vortex of American Idol this season.
I will not let my daughter drag me into the vortex of American Idol this season.
I will not let my daughter drag me into the vortex of American Idol this season.

ad infinitum

save me, jeebus!

Comments

accept it, before it destroys you!

That should be a very easy to follow

Denial, denial, denial.
Admit it, you have the hots for Ryan Seacrest.

Too late!

They've got you now! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I like the first few episodes, I love to watch Simon crush people's dreams.

Candy said it, if you're writing this, it's already too late...

Resistance is futile.

This year's is already better than last year's Michele.

Come on. Just a little taste. It won't hurt ya.

I agree with Bill. Watching Simon cut down those deluded souls on the first few episodes is highly entertaining.

Last year, I watched the first three episodes, with all the auditions and cuts, and then I watched the final episodes. Clay-mania is super big here in Raleigh where I just moved, so things were a little more whacky than usual.

(while passing a television in a store last night, I saw an ad for a Stephen King miniseries, and heard the tale end about "spine tingling fear" or some such advertising nonsense. But I assumed instead it was an ad for the first American Idol episode.)

Your blogging is dreadful. You are the worst blogger ever.

Love, Simon.

You know, I was gonna make it until that awful chick cleaned out the bar on that bet. Damn damn damn.