do that voodoo that i do: Packers edition
Let it be know that:
Today, being National Voodoo Day,
and this being the day that voodoo cults from around the world make sacrifices to their gods,
and this being the Cult of PackersBeatingTheEagles,
we hereby offer on this, the 10th day of January, 2004 a sacrifice to the gods of football, and the sub-gods thereof, including the gods of touchdowns, sacks, tackles, first downs, interceptions, fumbles and end zone dances so that each god may make their powers work in the respective ways necessary to allow the almighty Green Bay Packers to win,
the sacrifice consisting of, as requested, one dead eagle, one live eagle, and being that we could not find any beautiful virgins in Philadelphia we instead offer you one flamboyant entertainer who once made a song about Philadelphia, which we were told was an allowable substitution,
we beseech you to work your voodoo tomorrow.
Yours in the name of National Voodoo Day,
P.S. Thanks for all that voodoo you helped me with when the Yanks played the Red Sox. I hope the lead singer of Boston was as tasty as you expected.
P.P.S. Please let me know if it's not too early to talk about Howard Dean.