this one is all yours
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Update: As noted in the comments, I did not Photoshop this. It's real.
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Update: As noted in the comments, I did not Photoshop this. It's real.
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Comments
"Maria's pie chart is still baking in the oven."
Posted by: Laurence Simon | January 10, 2004 09:23 AM
I'm wauning you! If you don't shaut aup I weel staple deese to your forehead!
Posted by: AAAHHnold | January 10, 2004 09:26 AM
Hasta la vista, pie charts!
Posted by: Faith | January 10, 2004 09:32 AM
You photoshopped that picture, right? Tell me he didn't actually do that...
Posted by: ronbailey | January 10, 2004 09:35 AM
Ron, I didn't touch it. It's right here.
Posted by: michele | January 10, 2004 09:40 AM
"Zince I kannot grope vomen anymore, I'll chust haff to be zatisfied viss lewd prop comedy."
Posted by: McGehee | January 10, 2004 10:01 AM
As the first order of gubernatorial cost-cutting, Gov. S. sold all the state easels on eBay, autographed "I'LL BE BACK"
... sorry, best I could do and not get crude.
Posted by: rick | January 10, 2004 10:53 AM
That's just too funny.
You'd think a staff member would have tossed that chart out the window the minute it came back from the print shop!
Posted by: ronbailey | January 10, 2004 11:20 AM
"I vill not rest until ve haff recovered Chames Bond"!
Posted by: Dave in Texas | January 10, 2004 11:24 AM
He's doing a Mel Brooks.
"Excuse me while I whip this out..."
Posted by: Chad | January 10, 2004 11:30 AM
"My pudget iss bigger dan your pudget!"
Posted by: Meryl Yourish | January 10, 2004 11:41 AM
Well, maybe YOU didn't photoshop it, michele, but I sure did. :)
Posted by: Dave | January 10, 2004 11:54 AM
The steroids may have distorted the shape, but it's still huge!
Posted by: JR | January 10, 2004 12:35 PM
"Vee ahh goying tooo circumsize da budget."
Posted by: Jeff | January 10, 2004 12:54 PM
Sans the Arnold accent: "You see this finger? It's going straight to your brain if you ask another stupid question about the chart!"
Posted by: Steve of Norway | January 10, 2004 12:55 PM
"We haff to eliminate items from the budget, starting with easels for charts."
Posted by: scott h. | January 10, 2004 02:32 PM
And for my next trick, i'll balance the budget.... on my head, while Gerry Coleman will dance the charelston on top!
Posted by: Sean Kirby | January 10, 2004 02:47 PM
It really is thiiiiiis big!
Posted by: Faith | January 10, 2004 02:52 PM
"And eef we look at it sideways, it is just like a naked woman lying down, only I haff cut off her head! Bwa-ha-ha-ha! Try not to lose your head Sexual Harassment lawsuit woman!"
Posted by: D | January 10, 2004 06:00 PM
"Dot's da last time dot I vear dis schtupid pink tie dot Maria gafe me vor Christmas!"
You WERE thinking it looked like a TIE, weren't you? Oh, get your minds out of the gutter!
Posted by: BarCodeKing | January 10, 2004 06:18 PM
"At least I am not on a radio show doing this," intimated Governor Arnold Schwarznegger.
Posted by: OF Jay | January 10, 2004 06:27 PM
Governator Arnold announced his plan to ballance the Culifornia budget by selling penis enlargement via email. He will henceforth be known as the Spaminater.
Posted by: Stephen Macklin | January 10, 2004 07:11 PM
"The state is so broke, we can't afford an easel so I vill hold the chart."
Posted by: Anonymous | January 11, 2004 12:00 AM
Is that a pie chart or are you just happy to see me?
Posted by: StrobeAlific | January 11, 2004 01:58 AM
"And my point is.........."
Posted by: Ruby Tuesday | January 11, 2004 10:08 AM
As you can see, our budget is flacid, limp, we need to pump so life into him, er it.
Posted by: Sgt Hook | January 11, 2004 10:28 AM
Dammit, if only we had Dennis Kooky's pie chart that he was using on radio to see who's is bigger.
Posted by: darleen | January 11, 2004 03:00 PM
"...Now this shows the return to the state if we invest taxes in Pfizer."
Posted by: dogtulosba | January 11, 2004 03:31 PM
"All it takes is one more Hollywood star's annual income and the the state will be in the black!"
Posted by: Thinks Too Much | January 11, 2004 05:04 PM
"I would like to thank our new chartmaker, Monica Lewinsky, for an excellent job. She does it all by hand..."
Posted by: Rosemary the Queen of All Evil | January 11, 2004 10:24 PM
"This pie chart shows the states budget hole as well as Davis' popularity."
Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge | January 12, 2004 10:03 AM
Now bend ovah vile I check the state of our finances for swelling or enlargement!
Posted by: Mike Messina | January 12, 2004 02:28 PM
"So I say to the Democratic legislators, 'Let's get it on!'"
Looks like the state of Arnold is rather robust.
"And now I would like Magic Johnson to come up and brief you on our new outreach programs."
"People say California's budget problems are hard. They are correct."
"Please join with me in hooking up with the critical recovery bond."
"When we have licked California's budget crisis, the chart will point up this way."
"This is a big chart. Perhaps it takes both hands to handle this whopper."
Posted by: charles austin | January 12, 2004 06:07 PM
The California Recovery Bond is a lot like a prostate exam... With my index finger I exert pressure on...
Posted by: Thinks Too Much | January 12, 2004 07:11 PM
"I got your deficit solution right here."
"The root cause of the deficit is shown on this chart."
"Are those national champion Trojans here yet?"
Posted by: charles austin | January 12, 2004 07:45 PM
"Thank you for erecting me."
Posted by: charles austin | January 12, 2004 07:46 PM
"...and we are going to strengthen the penal codes to go after tax cheaters and scofflaws..."
Posted by: charles austin | January 12, 2004 07:47 PM
Charles....do you need an intervention here?
Posted by: michele | January 12, 2004 07:52 PM
Yes, please!
Posted by: charles austin | January 12, 2004 08:28 PM
Ja, Kalifornia's recovery will be wery long, wery hard, and things of that nature, but mit a stroke of luck, ve will pull through.
Posted by: The Xrlqinator | January 12, 2004 09:42 PM
Oh, this is too easy.
"Dey don't call me da Sperminator for notting!"
Posted by: Bill Quick | January 13, 2004 01:29 AM
I can't believe thaat chart made it out of the print shop. I know it's not photoshopped, I just can't believe it.
Posted by: the house of real estate | January 13, 2004 02:04 AM
“Now, I know a lot of you lawmakers in the audience today are thinking, ‘Arnold, what is a Penis budget, and how will it work for California?’ And you know I am glad that you are asking this because I am going to be telling you. The Penis Budget.....”
Posted by: jason | January 13, 2004 11:50 PM
“Now, I know a lot of you lawmakers in the audience are thinking, ‘Arnold, what is a Penis budget, and how will it work for California?’ And you know I am glad that you are asking this because I am going to be telling you. The Penis Budget.....”
Posted by: jason | January 13, 2004 11:54 PM
(opps, sorry for the repeat)
Posted by: jason | January 14, 2004 12:01 AM
"Und zo, ladies und chentlemen, come on over to Sacramento, und ve vill pump you up!!"
Posted by: JB | January 15, 2004 07:19 PM