good, bad, i'm the one with the phone*
I just called my ex-husband to wish him a happy birthday.
Now, I just have to figure out if it was my good side that called him because I am sincere in wishing him happiness or if my dark side phoned him to rub it in that I'm a better person than him.
Which would kind of refute the fact that I'm a better person, I guess.
* surely you know what that is a reference to.