the "bender" post of the day
I would comment on this
artikel article, but I'm too stoopid to understand it and, besides, I have to go woch watch Jerry Springer, stick my finger in an elektrik electric socket and try to score above a 50 on one of them there IQ test thingies. And then I'm gonna go aks someone to show me how to wurk one of them there voting masheen machine things so I can vote for Mr. Bush in the next elecshun, whenever that is.
And thusly, Neal Starkman of Seattle is the recipient of today's "Bender Post," which goes to the person who I would most like to kiss my ass.