dum dum dum dum, dum dum dum, dum dum dum
Ok, some serious email discussions going on about Bush as Darth Vader [and in the comments as well] so I'm taking it here.
With Bush starring as Darth Vader, cast the rest of the movie and the likely scenarios in the like manner.
Josh suggests: Osama Bin Laden = Obi Wan Kinobe, Bush Sr. = Emperor Palpatine, The Death Star = ... Uhm, Israel I guess. And he also suggests what I've been thinking: Bush using the Imperial Death March as his theme song.
My favorite comment so far on the similarities between Vader and Bush came from Brendan:
Vader: Had a secretary named Bush.
Bush: Has a secretary named Vader.
Yea, we may be pandering to the fleft*, but we're having a good time doing it.
Now, if I could figure out how to use Flash, I could make an election ad with this theme.
Update: Yea, I forgot the footnote.
*fleft: denotes the far left, like Michael Moore, Ted Rall and Indymedia, as opposed to the sane left.