me, in one sentence
I scroll down slowly, anxious to see what kind of crazy thing he will put under my link.
Ah, there it is:
A Small Victory
I have no idea how to explain Michele in one sentence
Am I that complex? Or am I that hard to understand? I had no problem using one single sentence to describe myself just yesterday:
I am a lazy, obnoxious, food-obsessed, money-wasting lush whose hobbies are sleeping, sex and engaging in juvenile pastimes.
Well, I was thinking of putting one of those random quote generator things on the page with all the nifty/terrible things people have written about me, but now I've a better idea.
You see what's coming, don't you? Yes, I want you to describe me in one sentence. I promise to use them all - good or bad - in a daily rotation on the sidebar.
I'm headed out the Cradle of Aviation Museum with the son and husband (the daughter seems to have seceded from the family recently and has adopted her friends as her new family which, considering her attitude of late, is just fine with me. Maybe.)
I hope by the time I get back the nice one-sentence-descriptions are winning out over the snarky ones. I'm really a nice person once you get to know me. Really, ask Faith. I'm just a wimpy little woman in real life.
Oh, fine. Don't be nice. Be honest.