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mind is gone

Rhymes so loud and proud you hear it
It's Christmas time and we got the spirit
Jack Frost chillin, the hawk is out
And that's what Christmas is all about
The time is now, the place is here
And the whole wide world is filled with cheer


You hear that? Cheer! Stop honking your damn horn. Stop pushing and shoving.

Cheer, damn you, cheer!

Well, I've got a recipe for a four-whiskey eggnog that will take care of everything.

Yea, I'm getting around to my Christmas wishes and my hearty Christmas message of peace and love and maybe a hidden message or two for those who deserve them.


Can I get some rum in that Ovaltine, please?

*Run DMC, duh


I knew it was DMC... you shouldn't have given it away so easily, though.....

One glass of Ocean Spray sparkling cranberry juice, add between a jigger and a pony of any white liquor.


Equal parts white wine or champaigne for you delecate types - finally, a use for boxed white wine besides maranading pork.


Hey's what's the recipe for that egg nog? Sounds yummy!

BTW, I seem to recall your promising Santa a little something-something if he kept A-Rod out of Boston. Well, time to pay up.

My name's DMC with the mic in my hand, and I'm chillin' and coolin' just like a snowman.

I'm done with all buying and wrapping and it's not even supper time here yet! I even snuck in and out of the mall in record time this afternoon - life is good. ;-)

Happy Holidays, all.

Joseph, here's my recipe...

Ken's Whiskey Eggnog

One egg
One bottle Jack Daniel's

1) Leave the egg in the fridge

Trust me, it's excellent