it's beginning to look a lot like a mental breakdown
Bordering on delerious.
Monkey Balls. I need Monkey Balls. 1 or 2. Walking into six, seven, eight stores. Ask "Do you have Monkey Balls?"
Hahahaha. I don't have Monkey Balls! Balls, get it? Hahaha.
Kick salesboy in nuts.
Must. Have. Monkey Balls.
Excedrin. Sleep. Never go to Best Buy again. Line long. Very long. Around the store long. Recording of Babs Streisand singing Jingle Bells. Must never hear that version again. My ears, they burn.
No Fargo. No Angel Season 1. No Double Dash. Everything on list: No. No. No. No.
Sob. Fall on floor. Go into fetal position. Scream about Super Monkey Ball. Santa wacks me on head with Slayer boxset. No, Santa. Please don't hurt me. I'll be good.
MONKEY BALL WHERE ARE YOU? WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?
So very tired.
Comments
If you didn't live three states away, I'd say we were in the same store today.
Posted by: Matt | December 22, 2003 09:38 PM
Um.
Posted by: Sekimori | December 22, 2003 09:52 PM
I went into Best Buy, picked up some stuff, saw the line, set it down somewhere random and left. The end. I'll go back tomorrow before lunch.
Posted by: Pauly | December 22, 2003 10:14 PM
Do you need me to try and find it here? I do live in the middle of nowhere...and will be out tomorrow... I could overnight it if you're really that desperate. :-)
Posted by: robyn | December 22, 2003 10:26 PM
I had to buy Monkeyball at a Gamer resale shop because i could not find the first one any other way.
Posted by: mbruce | December 22, 2003 10:26 PM
I would hand you my copy of Super Monkey Ball 2 gratis were you not something like eight states away- I didn't care for it at all.
Posted by: Kevin | December 22, 2003 10:47 PM
coughcoughcoughcoughcoughcoughcoughcough
Posted by: Sekimori | December 22, 2003 11:13 PM
Good gods, you're probably in bed already...I ordered the damned thing last week and it shipped on Friday, est. delivery 24th. Can you live that long?
And thanks so much for ruining the surprise! :)
Posted by: Sekimori | December 22, 2003 11:21 PM
Monkey balls? I think I'd look at you strange if you walked into my store looking for those, too.
Posted by: M | December 22, 2003 11:35 PM
I spent a lovely evening at Best Buy tonight.
Let's just say, I know wherefrom your pain springs.
Posted by: MikeR | December 23, 2003 12:37 AM
I find it odd that someone as in touch with the 'Net as you is actually buying from a bricks and mortar outfit like BestBuy. Especially for something like DVDs etc. Last minute thing, I guess. But I feel your pain, I did the same getting a LOTR DVD set for my mother this past weekend.
Posted by: Dr_Funk | December 23, 2003 01:43 AM
I have found that long lines tend to be the best place to play with my GBA. (Damn FFTA) :)
Posted by: Scott | December 23, 2003 08:53 AM
Michele, you certainly have a talent for writing humor!
As for the Monkey Balls thing, you might want to be carefull. If you keep going around asking for "monkey balls" you'll get on PETA's hit list.
Posted by: JonB | December 23, 2003 01:17 PM
i have monkey balls cough on my cell phone
Posted by: erin | December 23, 2003 01:29 PM
yeah, but how's the Slayer boxed set??? Is it worth it if you have the other CD's??
Posted by: Jim S | December 23, 2003 04:06 PM
On behalf of Best Buy, I apologize. I don't work in a store there, I just fix their registers, but I just know we could organize that line better. I've stood in it twice already this season.
Posted by: KBG | December 24, 2003 09:09 AM