I predict
I'm running another contest and, once again, I need your help.
Command Post is having a 2004 Prediction Contest. I'm going to do the same, but on quite a different level. The ASV contest will be more of a fill-in-the-blanks thing, with a Most Likely To theme.
The categories I have so far are:
Celebrity Most Likely to Be Involved in a Criminal Trial.
Sports Figure Most Likely to Get Arrested
Chemical Substance or Drug Most Likely to Harm Us, Only to Be Later
Reclassified as Beneficial.
Organization Most Likely to be Harassed by PETA
Band Most Likely to Break Up.
Politician Most Likely to Switch Parties.
Movie Most Likely To Suck
Hollywood star most likely to get a DWI
I may or may not use those, but you get the idea, right?
I'll have more on the contest and rules later on (and I guess having this contest obligates me to blog for at least another full year) but for now I'm taking category suggestions.
[And go join TCP's contest, too]
Comments
First cabinet official to resign
Democrat most likely to lose to Bush in November
State most likely to screw up Presidential balloting
Posted by: Matt | December 22, 2003 04:22 PM
How can we predict which movies will suck, when we don't know what's coming besides the Waaaaaayyyy ahead trailers?
oh wait ---- maybe MASK 2? lol
Posted by: Doctorfrau | December 22, 2003 05:56 PM
Celebrity Most Likely to be in an Internet Sex Video.
TV Star Most Likely to Leave a Hit Show and Disappear.
Likely Number of Patently Stupid RIAA lawsuits.
Celebrity Most Likely to Have Their Mugshot Appear on The Smoking Gun.
I like this one:
Terrorist Most Likely To Not Appear In A Video That Proves He's Still Alive (Like It's So Hard To Hold Up A Recent Copy Of The New York Times)
Posted by: scott h. | December 22, 2003 06:16 PM
State most likely to screw up Presidential balloting
Matt, that's a riot!!!!!
Might I add:
Next Celebrity To Be Divorced by J-Lo
Month In Which Hillary Will Finally Come Out Of The Closet
Sorry. I'm done.
Posted by: Faith | December 22, 2003 06:44 PM
Administration official most likely to be considered the Antichrist (after Bush, Ashcroft, Rumsfeld, Cheney, Rice, etc.).
Democrat presidential candidate most likely to use the F-word to try to improve his standing. (Oops, too late for that one -- never mind.)
Blogger most likely to be the center of a pointless blogosphere "controversy."
Posted by: McGehee | December 22, 2003 09:16 PM
I guess "Who will die in 2004?" is covered by me. ;)
Posted by: Laurence Simon | December 22, 2003 09:37 PM
Band most likely to break up:Van Halen since I think Hagar is rejoining them. Just like Diamond Dave, it'll be short.
Posted by: Pauly | December 22, 2003 10:15 PM
Celebrity Most Likely to Be Involved in a Criminal Trial.
Paris Hilton
Sports Figure Most Likely to Get Arrested
Lance Armstrong
Chemical Substance or Drug Most Likely to Harm Us, Only to Be Later
Reclassified as Beneficial.
Nicotine
Organization Most Likely to be Harassed by PETA
The Nature Conservancy
Band Most Likely to Break Up.
White Stripes
Politician Most Likely to Switch Parties.
Wez Clark
Movie Most Likely To Suck
Next 'Star Wars' movie, although I'll love it anyway
Hollywood star most likely to get a DWI
Joe Lieberman
... oh wait, you wanted Category Suggestions ...
Posted by: Ken Layne | December 23, 2003 04:22 AM
"Chemical Substance or Drug Most Likely to Harm Us, Only to Be Later Reclassified as Beneficial."
Oh please god! Let it be true!
Posted by: Matt | December 23, 2003 09:23 AM
"Chemical Substance or Drug Most Likely to Harm Us, Only to Be Later Reclassified as Beneficial."
Oh please god! Let it be true!
Posted by: Matt | December 23, 2003 09:23 AM
How about:
Celebrity who raises the biggest stink about being "blackballed" or "censored" for spouting inane political opinion.
(It's an election year, so there should be plenty of fodder to choose from...)
Posted by: C. Rettig | December 23, 2003 10:54 AM
Dixie Chick most likely to vote for Bush
Breed of dog that Michael Moore accidentally sits on and kills
Which Dem candidate will ultimately endorse Bush
Country names/Cabinet officials that Babs will spell incorrectly on her website
Posted by: Chrees | December 25, 2003 10:37 AM