sound the sirens
With the new alert level in full swing, ready.gov is at your service once again. It looks like they've updated some of their visual aids.
This is what happens when you eat ten bags of Skittles!
A little black humor is good for the soul.
Honestly, this one has me just a bit scared, unlike all the other fluctuations in the color level. It seems somehow different this time.
So, how does one go about being vigilant? Do I carry a switchblade? Wear a protective mask? Saran wrap the house and be on the lookout for shifty looking characters?
Maybe this will keep the crowds out of Best Buy and I can finish my shopping tomorrow without killing someone.