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If you thought that CGI Scooby-Doo was just creepy and wrong, wait until you feast your eyes on the abomination that is CGI Garfield. It's . . . awful. Just awful. Given that the rest of the world shown in... [Read More]
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I'm in the "simultaneous green-lighting of Scooby Doo 2 and 3" school of atheism.
Posted by: norbizness | December 19, 2003 01:47 PM
AAUUGGHHH!! They should release it in OCTOBER as a horror movie.
Posted by: david | December 19, 2003 01:49 PM
that's not proof that there is no God. that's just proof that if there is a God, he's evil.
Posted by: mikey | December 19, 2003 01:53 PM
I think it will be ok so long as it is the old school Garfield from when it was first being written.
Posted by: Kong | December 19, 2003 01:53 PM
The horror.
Posted by: Clarice | December 19, 2003 02:27 PM
I wonder if there will be references to lasagna...
Posted by: Steve of Norway | December 19, 2003 03:04 PM
I love Garfield! Booyah!!!!!!! :-D
Posted by: Mac Swift | December 19, 2003 03:12 PM
I'm with Mikey. No God who loves mankind would allow this.
Steve, how can there not be at least one reference to lasagna in a Garfield movie?
Riyadh delenda est!
Posted by: Cato the Youngest | December 19, 2003 03:15 PM
Add what I saw for a preview of "The Mask 2" and you've got a nice little Apocalypse brewing. shudder
Posted by: Solonor | December 19, 2003 03:30 PM
Good god, I just watched the trailer...It's odd that Bill Murray is doing the voice, since Lorenzo Music did the voice of Bill Murray's character in the animated "Ghostbusters" show and "Garfield". Now Murray's doing Garfield. My head is going to explode now...
Posted by: Steve of Norway | December 19, 2003 03:47 PM
All that proves is that there is no known limit to the depravity of Hollywood executives.
Michele, you should do a dark little Garfield spoof of some kind to coincide with the release of this giant tub of homogenized lard. ;-)
Posted by: MikeR | December 19, 2003 03:54 PM
How about a movie called Osama?
http://www.apple.com/trailers/mgm/osama/
Tagline "In order to save her family, she became a boy"
No, I'm not making it up, I'm not that funny.
Posted by: Rich | December 19, 2003 04:55 PM
This is just wrong...
Posted by: alfredo stroessner | December 19, 2003 05:02 PM
This proves that Satan exists, not that there is no God. God's grace allows us to ignore it--or, at least, avoid it.
Posted by: DBrooks | December 19, 2003 05:26 PM
Steve of Norway---Lorenzo is, uh, otherwise engaged.
The Day the Music Died.
Posted by: Angie Schultz | December 19, 2003 05:46 PM
I'm with DBrooks on this one...although I must confess, it has shaken my faith considerably.
Posted by: Curt | December 19, 2003 06:33 PM
For the love of God...DON'T WATCH THE TRAILER!!!
MY EYES....AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Posted by: Curt | December 19, 2003 06:38 PM
Oh, what happened to Jennifer Love Hewitt...she seemed destined for stardom....oh wait...oops!
Posted by: Steve of Norway | December 19, 2003 06:50 PM
This seems so inaccurate about Garfield. These new up-to-date twists are foolish. Why not just make a movie about Get Fuzzy, which would be a riot.
Posted by: Green Baron | December 19, 2003 07:16 PM
Can anyone make a movie that's not based on any other piece of media? Is it even possible anymore?
Other than Pixar, that is. They seem to be the only ones who are actually writing their own stories from scratch.
Posted by: Keith | December 19, 2003 07:54 PM
I saw the poster for this when I went to see LOTR:ROTK, and got very, very scared. Then again, I also saw that Mask 2 trailer and wanted to shoot myself. Twice.
What is the world coming to again?
Posted by: djspicerack | December 19, 2003 08:18 PM
Mask 2?
I'm betting that'll be a friggin' masterpiece compared to those Scooby Doo sequels coming down the pike.
Posted by: MikeR | December 20, 2003 12:02 AM
One movie to rule them all,
One movie to find them;
One movie to bring them all
And in the darkness blind them,
Posted by: McGehee | December 20, 2003 06:09 AM
no
Posted by: Vijay | December 20, 2003 08:57 AM
I'm an avid Garfield collector, but the movie doesn't look all that appealing. I mean, he's a fat, lazy cat, and the trailer shows him dancing all over creation. Lies, I tell you, lies!!! :)
Posted by: Dawn | December 20, 2003 10:37 PM
At least the new Spider-Man trailer is up and Mary Jane Watson still isn't wearing a bra.
Posted by: Steve Hogan | December 21, 2003 05:25 PM