sing-a-long with the vandals [another saturday cleanng avoidance method]
Ok, this took me forver and I'm not even done. My intention was to have a link on nearly every word, but I woke up with a head cold today and need a rest. Why don't you help me. Find an appropriate link, tell me what word/phrase you want it on and I'll add it as we go along.
Why? Duh. Why not?
Everything this year's been bring me down,
It's Christmas and I'm pleased as punch
I'm going to stand my happy ground.
I refuse to let my family make me crazy
I'll smile at their insults and their frowns
I'll ignore the shitty weather
Cuz what counts is we're together
Loving, safe and sound
Nothing's going to ruin my holiday
Not this time, Ya hear?. (I won't let it happen)
And If you try to ruin my holiday -
I swear you will regret it for the rest of the fucking year.
The turkey might have made the children vomit
The tree burned down and torched up all of our gifts
But I will grin and bear it
And this nightmare we will share it
Till I get my only wish - it's
Nothing's going to ruin my holiday
No act of God or family fight
Cuz if you try to ruin my holiday
I swear you will regret it for the rest of your fucking life
You'll burn in hell with hot pokers in your eyes and acid on your flesh
This is going to be the best Christmas ever.
Soon this crappy Christmas will be over
And I'll go right back to my pissed - off self
But until that happens I'll just continue laughing
Like one of those creepy, retard, mutant, North Pole Elves.
Nothing's going to ruin my holiday
Not this year I won't let that be the case
And If you try and ruin my holiday -
I'll punch you in your fat, disgusting, turkey eating face.
Understand me
This is going to be the best Christmas ever!
Comments
Holy Chrap! I guess I know what I'm doing the rest of the day! Sheesh!
Great job, Michele!!
And such a touching poem. I'm choling back tears as I type.
Posted by: Buzz | December 20, 2003 11:59 AM
Not only choling back tears, but choking them back as well.
Posted by: Buzz | December 20, 2003 12:03 PM
everything = http://www.everything2.com/
Posted by: freaktopia | December 20, 2003 01:03 PM
Holy crap Michele, not that this isn't dementedly brilliant, but it's coming from the girl who was going to take a break for the holidays???
Posted by: MikeR | December 20, 2003 01:04 PM
For "The tree burned down and torched up all" (or some small section thereof) I offer
http://www.thesimpsons.com/episode_guide/0910.htm
the episode where Bart burns down the tree and torches all the gifts.
Posted by: No one of consequence | December 20, 2003 01:38 PM