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santa and impossible dreams

[click for bigger image]Christmas, 1971. I was nine years old, wiped out from an exciting day opening presents, playing with my toys and sneaking sips of "grown up drinks" when no one was looking. Those Winnie-the-Pooh feetie pajamas were the height of sleepwear fashion back then, as was the decorative yarn in my hair.

I wrote thank you letters to Santa back then, because I was still young and naive enough to believe that the fat guy really existed. Nevermind that I had this inkling that reindeer couldn't fly and that it was physically impossible for Santa to carry all those toys and swoop around the world in one night. A couple of listens to the Man of LaMancha Broadway soundtrack (as prescribed by my my mother) and I learned how to dream the impossible dream. So Santa was real, as was the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy and the little goblins that lived under my bed and would bite my feet off if they hung over the bed at night. Which is why I wore feetie pajamas. The bites didn't hurt as much.

Makes you wonder how much of your childhood thoughts were based on lies your parents told you. All those fictional holiday heroes were just figments of someone's overactive imagination. Who thought these things up, anyhow? Hey, let's make up some neat characters whose reward system of toys and candy and money will bribe the children into behaving and later on, when they are older, we'll spring it on them that (ha ha!) we were just kidding and they will be crushed by the unfairness and duplicity of it all! Well, that certainly prepared us for dealing with politicians, didn't it? Remember back in the 60's when the great mantra of the time was don't trust anyone over 30? They were right. Once you hit adulthood you begin lying to kids as if it were programmed into you.

My mother and aunts used scare tatcits that placed Jesus and his dad in the role of Big Brother. Jesus will be upset if you do that! God is watching you! He'll punish you for that! And then I would trip over the dog or bang my head on the cabinet and I would be told that God was, indeed, punishing me.

The lies seemed to roll of their tongues with ease. If you have a sore in your mouth, it's from lying. Have you been lying to me? I used to lay in bed at night wondering how many Ethiopian kids were starving to death all because I refused to eat my spinach. All that stuff had to be true. Because if it wasn't true about the starving kids and the eyes in the back of my mother's head (I never did find them, no matter how hard I looked), then everything must be a lie, including Santa. So I believed it all because not believing one thing would mean not believing anything they told me.

I went on asking for and accepting gifts from jolly old St. Nick. He didn't bring my everything I asked for, of course and one year - I believe it was the year of that photo - I came to the conclusion that Santa was not bringing me a record player or a baby brother (Two sisters? Is that some kind of punishment?) because I was being selfish. I figured if I doctored up my Christmas list with some altruistic wishes, I would get everything I want because Santa would see that I was an unselfish, caring, compassionate little girl.

I asked for world peace. That's what all the people on tv asked for when they were interviewed about their Christmas wishes. I tacked on an addendum that by world peace I meant that the Vietnam War should end. Oh, and the starving kids in Africa should get some food. And please, make Jesus stop watching me all the time, because that's your job, Santa and it's kinda weird to have the two of always knowing if I'm bad or good and it puts the pressure on me to be good for goodness sake.

So Christmas morning, I wake up and run to the living room, expecting a nicely wrapped box under the tree that would contain world peace and an end to hunger. I had to settle for turning on the morning news instead. Well, ain't that a kick in the head. The war is still on! And I bet those kids in Africa are still starving! Damn you, Santa, damn you to hell!

Much to my surprise I did get the record player. And I did get the doll with the hair that grew. I didn't get the baby brother but, looking back, that was probably in my best interest. It turns out I didn't really care much about world peace anyhow, because I spent the rest of the day in Christmas glory, playing with my new toys and listening to my Disney records.

Now I'm thinking about Santa again, and what I would ask for if he was real, if there really was a guy who could grant you favors and wishes once a year.

World peace, of course, and this time I mean it. Too bad I'm too cynical now to expect that gift to ever appear under my tree.


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Hey! You were a cute kid!

You know, I'm trying hard to remember how long I acted like I still believed in Santa Clause to keep the gravy train rollin'. I'm thinking 2 or 3 years.

We're working on it.

You know, all of that eloquence is totally overshadowed by the cute picture.

Great post. And yeah, that little infidel's a cutie.

Gee, too bad you get get adult footy pajamas. I was thrilled to get my one toy and clothes. Being the youngest of six, I hated hand-me-downs.

My daughter is nine now. She also wears PJ's with feet in 'em and she's also afraid to dangle them over the edge of the bed.

You looked so precious. Of couse, you were asleep. Sleep is a child's defense mechanism. A parent just can't muster the anger to smother the little monsters when they're looking so angelic.

I had a college professor who pointed out that the cynic, rather than being someone who believes in nothing, is actually someone who believes too well - a person who has had his/her hopes dashed too many times by unpleasant realities.

Cynicism is actually a good thing, in moderation. It can help prevent us from being caught off-guard by all the assorted crooks and weasels who are out there. The danger is in letting it go too far. Not everyone or everything is crooked or fixed, and believing that they are can sap much of the joy and fun from our lives.

Now Michele, you've found a great guy, your kids are boisterous but basically healthy and happy, and you've found a creative outlet that you enjoy and are pretty good at. I'd say that Santa has been visiting your house after all. ;-)

Amazing, isn't it....how completely we believed with our entire beings. I used to sleep all squished over to one side of my bed at night, firm in the belief that I needed to leave room for my guardian angel to lay down....he needed rest, too. Fluttering around after me all day long couldn't have been easy.

I want some o' those footed jammies for adults!