if i can't win, i may as well try to control who will
Who cares that I already donated a nifty button to another competing rodent? I think the fact that I am offering my votes for money and/or wishlist items lets you know right off the bat that I'm on the take.
My testimonial for Dave tonight is this: Where else will you find a man so willing to entertain his readers that he posts a picture of himself in a cow suit? Nowhere.
Want to buy my vote? Telephone operators are standing by. Don't hesitate, time's a wasting.
I do hope you realize this is all in jest.