there can be only one
A naked, samurai sword-wielding martial arts expert screaming, "I'm God! I'm immortal!" hacked his wife to death yesterday in a blood-soaked Bronx rampage, police said.
Cops were able to confirm that the man was not, much to his chagrin, God. God was unavailable for comment.
And, laying the blame on The Last Samurai begins in 3...2....1...
You know how wrong they will be when they lay the blame on a Tom Cruise movie, don't you? It will be an outrage. The guy in question was clearly watching Highlander before his rampage.
Not to worry. I hear Joe Lieberman is on the case already.