i have been to heaven
And it's name is Cold Stone Creamery. I pity the person who does not have one near their home.
Like the name implies, they mix the ice cream on a cold stone. They smush all the ingredients together and mix it up until it is a soft, creamy, consistency. As each spoonful goes down your throat you can't help but compare the experience to having an orgasm.
I am going to make love to my ice cream now.