"Deck the halls with gasoline...
Fa la la la la la la la la...
Light a match and watch it gleam...
Fa la la Fa la la la la la...
Watch your school burn down to ashes...
Fa la la la la la la la la...
Ain't you glad you played with matches...
Fa la la la la la LA LA LAAAAAA...."
Deck the halls with J. Paul Getty
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Feed him borshcht until he's ready
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Let him smell the cabbage cooking
Fa la la, la la la, la la la!
That should really get him puking
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
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boughs of horry, fa rararara rara rara
Posted by: Lisa | December 2, 2003 03:07 PM
Song courtesy of my little brothers:
"Deck the halls with gasoline...
Fa la la la la la la la la...
Light a match and watch it gleam...
Fa la la Fa la la la la la...
Watch your school burn down to ashes...
Fa la la la la la la la la...
Ain't you glad you played with matches...
Fa la la la la la LA LA LAAAAAA...."
Btw, did I mention they were both pyros? LOL
Posted by: Santa's little flutterby | December 2, 2003 03:10 PM
....a right hook!
Posted by: SondraK | December 2, 2003 03:15 PM
Gonzo and Miss Piggy:
G: "Now give us some figgy pudding.."
MP: "Piggy pudding!?!?"
G: "No, figgy pudding...it has figs in it."
MP: "Oh."
G: "And bacon."
Posted by: Joseph J. Finn | December 2, 2003 04:05 PM
Paint the walls of Lauren Holly?
Didn't Jim Carrey used to do that?
Posted by: Joe | December 2, 2003 04:11 PM
So I thought about getting out a daquiri while wrapping gifts, but friends don't let friends drink and decorate ;D
Posted by: Santa's little flutterby | December 2, 2003 05:27 PM
...Stan and Ollie?
Next up, "We Vishnu a Hare Krishna".
Posted by: ScottC | December 2, 2003 05:41 PM
cake & ice cream?
Posted by: Dairy Fairy | December 2, 2003 05:59 PM
Ho's so whorey?
What, me worry?
Balls so hairy?
Malls so scary?
Wait, what was the question again?
Posted by: Blitzen | December 2, 2003 06:45 PM
Boston Charlie.
Walla Walla Wash, and Kalamazoo.
Posted by: Tom Bridge | December 2, 2003 06:45 PM
Deck the halls with J. Paul Getty
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Feed him borshcht until he's ready
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Let him smell the cabbage cooking
Fa la la, la la la, la la la!
That should really get him puking
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Posted by: Ebenezer | December 2, 2003 09:10 PM
Ahmed Chalabi?
Sorry, I couldn't resist...
Posted by: Jay Reding | December 2, 2003 09:15 PM
Scott,
Did you say Vishnu?
Nothin' much. Vishnu with you?
Posted by: Ken Summers | December 2, 2003 11:15 PM
Check the balls on the big, brown collie...
Posted by: Parkway Rest Stop | December 3, 2003 03:22 AM