« the he-womyn's men hater's club (Vassar Campus) | Main | i have been to heaven »

buddy holly?

[No time for bloggin', Dr. Jones]

Deck the halls with.....


boughs of horry, fa rararara rara rara

Song courtesy of my little brothers:

"Deck the halls with gasoline...
Fa la la la la la la la la...
Light a match and watch it gleam...
Fa la la Fa la la la la la...
Watch your school burn down to ashes...
Fa la la la la la la la la...
Ain't you glad you played with matches...
Fa la la la la la LA LA LAAAAAA...."

Btw, did I mention they were both pyros? LOL

....a right hook!

Gonzo and Miss Piggy:

G: "Now give us some figgy pudding.."

MP: "Piggy pudding!?!?"

G: "No, figgy pudding...it has figs in it."

MP: "Oh."

G: "And bacon."

Paint the walls of Lauren Holly?

Didn't Jim Carrey used to do that?

So I thought about getting out a daquiri while wrapping gifts, but friends don't let friends drink and decorate ;D

...Stan and Ollie?

Next up, "We Vishnu a Hare Krishna".

cake & ice cream?

Ho's so whorey?
What, me worry?
Balls so hairy?
Malls so scary?

Wait, what was the question again?

Boston Charlie.

Walla Walla Wash, and Kalamazoo.

Deck the halls with J. Paul Getty
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Feed him borshcht until he's ready
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Let him smell the cabbage cooking
Fa la la, la la la, la la la!
That should really get him puking
Fa la la la la, la la la la!

Ahmed Chalabi?

Sorry, I couldn't resist...


Did you say Vishnu?

Nothin' much. Vishnu with you?

Check the balls on the big, brown collie...