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santa blog update

Ho Ho Holy Shit is in the process of being built today. However, I am having a problem coming up with a graphic to go with the site. Last year, I used the cover art for Silent Night, Deadly Night. I'd like something a little less horrific this year and more funny, but funny in a sick, twisted sort of way. Any ideas, I'll be happy to have them.

For those of you who haven't sent me an email with your desired username yet, do so before the end of today. I'm putting a limit on how many contributors there are - last year's staff gets first bids on names/characters, and then it's first come, first serve after that.

The URL will be the same as last year.

Comments

Well you could always go with the Santa on a Cross thing that you posted about last year. I googled it but can't find the link anymore. But it is still in your archives--Christmas Decoration Hell. http://asmallvictory.net/archives/001795.html

Maybe that isn't so funny to some people though Just us?

Some ideas:

Nice selection here - http://www.touchware.co.uk/download.htm

http://www.rosecity.net/rush/hysto/xmas_santa.jpg

http://home.planet.nl/~adsec/tpp-28-x-mas/images/santabad.jpg

http://www.neophi.com/home/danielr/fun/santa.gif

http://www.hcw.ch/bildergalerie/Santa%20Claus%20on%20a%20HD%20rot.jpg

http://chaoskids.com/ROBOTS/SANTA/cover_big.jpg

I like:

http://www.thescarymonkeyshow.com/images/tmhxme/pic021.jpg

http://www.thescarymonkeyshow.com/images/tmhxme/pic042.jpg

Not sure exactly how twisted you'd like to go, but there's a nice collection of Evil Snowman renderings at www.istockphoto.com

The most horrifying image I've seen in a long time is the VH1 commercial for the Kid Rock christmas special, in which he reproduces the cartoon of Santa using a chimney as a toilet. Perhaps a screen cap might be available somewhere?

There's a burger king near me that has a truly frightening painted Christmas window, with the weaseliest leering Rudolph I have ever seen. I'll get you a picture of it.