A Small Victory: thanksgiving advice(2): jews, zagats and football

If someone makes parallels between the Pilgrims taking Indian land to the Jews taking Arab land, can you beat them with a sack full of canned yams until they die?

--Laurence

Laurence, why waste a good can of Yams? If you kill the person, then the yams will be taken in as evidence and you'll never see them again. Instead, you send them off on a bus and then call their cell phone and tell them there's a bomb on the bus. Hilarity ensues as he shits his pants.

Is it okay to take my dinner into my room and read blogs while I eat?

---Ith

Only if you are reading this one. This blog was recommended by Zagat's Survey of Dinner Reading Material as the Number One Blog to Read While Eating Thanksgiving Dinner. Allah came in close second. Autopsy Report finished last.

Who will win the Dallas/Miami game Thanksgiving Day?

---Dave

For that question I went directly to the source of all knowledge in the universe, past, present and future: The Ouija board.

The revealed answer was: ONCLOCEN. Sorry, but I can't tell you what that means

Comments

Well, thanks for the effort anyway. Happy Thanksgiving, Michele!

Posted by: Buzz | November 26, 2003 05:56 PM

More important than the Dallas game is who will win the Packers/Lions game? The Pack always seems to have trouble in Detroit, and Favre doesn't do well playing indoors.

How about some Joey Harrington voodoo.

Posted by: Sean Hackbarth | November 26, 2003 06:16 PM

I think "ONCLOCEN" means take the underdog and the points.

Posted by: Matt Bruce | November 26, 2003 06:17 PM

On the other hand, if you hit the person with a can of cranberry tube, do you care if it's confiscated?

Posted by: Belize042 | November 26, 2003 06:26 PM

Good to know!

Posted by: Ith | November 26, 2003 06:39 PM

The revealed answer was: ONCLOCEN.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and the hits just keep on comin'!

Posted by: celestial blue | November 26, 2003 09:40 PM

I am very happy, to find a site like this. I hope
that i can learn a lot for my children. Many greatings from germany.
Ben