my lone commentary on last night's debate
Is it just me, or does anyone else think that Howard Dean can shoot laser beams out of his eyeballs?
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Is it just me, or does anyone else think that Howard Dean can shoot laser beams out of his eyeballs?
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Comments
There was a debate on last night? Darn, missed it.
Posted by: Steve of Norway | November 25, 2003 02:30 PM
YES!
NO!
NEW KLE ER!
Posted by: Chuck | November 25, 2003 02:42 PM
Well, actually, I'm more reminded of Mr. Pitt from Seinfeld.
Posted by: Joe | November 25, 2003 02:43 PM
Laser beams out of eyeballs....That would make a pretty frightening ticket with Wesley Clark, who believes in time travel.
Think of the havoc they could wreak.
Posted by: Ed | November 25, 2003 02:57 PM
Yeah, he can. That's how he plans to defeat Bush. bwhahahahahahahahaha!
Posted by: James | November 25, 2003 03:03 PM
That's why you should vote for Kucinich, who is very much anti-laser, be they the orbital mind control or beam out of eyeball variety.
Posted by: scott h. | November 25, 2003 03:22 PM
Mr. Pitt with laser-beam eyes. Now that's comedy!
Posted by: Joseph J. Finn | November 25, 2003 03:35 PM
It's all the stuff he's shooting out of his a$$ that bothers me.
Posted by: Matt | November 25, 2003 04:11 PM
Matt stole my joke.
Posted by: Ken Summers | November 25, 2003 05:01 PM
No you are not...and I thank you, I was begining to think that I was delusional: The beams from Deans eyes and the voices from the sky were worrying me.It is good to know I'm sane. Unfortunately this means that the cast of Angel really ARE shapeshifting reptillian Martians from the center of the earth.
Stay safe Michelle.
Posted by: Ken | November 25, 2003 05:09 PM
Actually, those laser beams could be just the thing for heating a Snapple Pie. I wonder what one of those is like toasty warm? (Alcohol not included.)
Posted by: Belize042 | November 25, 2003 05:46 PM
"Mr. Pitt with laser-beam eyes. Now that's comedy!"
No wonder he couldn't see the sailboat.
Posted by: Ryan | November 25, 2003 06:11 PM
And you were worried about how he would deal with the terrorists....
Posted by: Thlayli | November 25, 2003 08:29 PM
Out one's eyeballs is far more useful than into one's eyeballs.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Incidentally, if you drop "laser eyes" into the search engine on my blog, you should find a couple of entries from not that long ago about Bush's alleged laser eyes.
Posted by: Gary Farber | November 25, 2003 09:42 PM
No, I think that Stephen King was thinking of Howard Dean when he created the character of Greg Stilson for The Dead Zone
and when I think of Martin Sheen as president shudder, I think of his portrayal of Stilson in the awful film adaptation of that book.
Posted by: Rob | November 26, 2003 07:23 AM
Rob,
Sorry, gotta disagree with you - not a great movie, but that's a fine adaptation of Dead Zone. Great Walken performance, and Sheen is just wonderfully insane.
Posted by: Joseph J. Finn | November 26, 2003 11:33 AM