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Events of the past few days have convinced me that 99% of the population of the free world have lost their sense of humor.
Posted by me on November 24, 2003 12:52 PM | Permalink
And the cigar smokers have lost their sense of humidor.
November 24, 2003 01:28 PM
Everything will be fine as long as Jewish Floridians don't lose their sense of humidity.
November 24, 2003 01:36 PM
I like being in the 1%
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and cab driver won't stop staring at her...
She asks him why he is staring and he replies
"i have a question to ask you but i don't want to offend you"
She answers, " My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.".
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me"
The nun says, " Well, let's see what we can do about that, but.....#1. You must be single, and #2. You must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited by this news and says, "Yes, I AM single and I AM Catholic."
"Okay" says the nun, "pull into the next alley." He does and the nun gives him a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
They pull back out onto the road and the cabbie starts to cry
"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me, sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun responds, "That's ok, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
November 24, 2003 01:37 PM
Just so long as cancer survivors make sure they lose their sense of tumor.
What did I say?
November 24, 2003 01:47 PM
I didn't think the PC Holiday Stories were that bad;)
scott h. |
November 24, 2003 02:42 PM
Please don't make me laught that hard at work.
Joseph J. Finn |
November 24, 2003 02:54 PM
Lost their sense of humor?
Q: How many PC types does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That's not funny!
November 24, 2003 03:31 PM
i lost my sense of humor, but it's ok, because now my other senses are heightened.
hey, that perfume you're wearing smells good. now would you please shut the hell up?
November 24, 2003 03:42 PM
That's okay, as long as people in Arizona don't lose their sense of Yuma...
November 24, 2003 03:56 PM
Mmmm, Nun jokes...
Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a
traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a diminutive Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.
"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "What shall we do?"
"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen.
Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she
"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water in the Vatican," says Sister Helen.
Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn.
"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.
"Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn as she opens the window and shouts, "Get the fuck off our car!"
November 24, 2003 04:01 PM
And here I was all worried about my Orthopedic Surgeon losing his sense of Humerus...
Meanwhile, all the landscapers in Minnesota have lost their sense of Humus.
All the Mediterraneans have lost their sense of Hummus?
I'll get me coat.
November 24, 2003 04:03 PM
The world will be a very topsy-turvy place if prostitutes lose their sense of hummer.
November 24, 2003 04:26 PM
What would happen if the NFL lost its sense of Boomer*?
November 24, 2003 05:08 PM
What if Hollywood lost it's sense of Uma?
(*Thurman, that is.)
November 24, 2003 05:34 PM
ACCKKK!!!!Stop!! Stop!!!my eyes!!the Pain!!!!
November 24, 2003 07:31 PM
Maybe I should have been more specific and said that 99% of the population who had a GOOD sense of humor to begin with have lost it.
The other 1% are still getting on with their bad puns.
Hope the Three Musketeers don't lose their sense of Dumas.
November 24, 2003 07:56 PM
Even then, Michele, I don't think all the ice-cream vendors have lost their sense of GOOD HUMOR.
Dell Adams |
November 24, 2003 08:58 PM
Cigar salesmen losing their sense of humidor. I'm so sorry.
ashamed of myself |
November 24, 2003 10:46 PM
Should've read all the comments. D'oh!
even more ashamed of myself |
November 24, 2003 10:47 PM
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an alter boy...
November 25, 2003 06:18 AM
if the IRS closes that SUV loophole, we could all lose our cents on Hummers...
Dave in Texas |
November 25, 2003 12:04 PM