Al Sharpton likes to shizzle with spiderman's penis!
According to the Google race, that is.
Go here, type in a keyword, and you'll see how the candidates rank on Google on that particular word/issue.
For instance, type in the word weblogs and you see that, not surprisingly, Dean wins the search race for being mentioned along with weblogs.
Guess who wins the Vietnam race? That's right, everyone's favorite Vietnam vet, John Kerry.
Conspiracy? Al Sharpton is your theorist.
Sex? Sharpton is your man.
You'll notice than neither Kerry nor Edwards has ever been associated with the word shizzle. You can cross them off my short list.