in other riveting news
In what will go down in history as one of those moments when we discovered the things that really matter to people, this thread now has 124 comments. The most inane, obtuse post I've ever written will eventually crash the record for most comments on a single post on this website. I'm not sure what the record is, but I'll figure out a way to find it.
Go on. Fight the good fight. When aliens come down and hack into my computer to find signs of intelligent life, they will come across this and flee.