uma/oprah
Chickenhawk, meet moonbat. Moonbat, meet chickenhawk.
There. Everybody happy now?
Good. Let's move on.
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Chickenhawk, meet moonbat. Moonbat, meet chickenhawk.
There. Everybody happy now?
Good. Let's move on.
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Comments
But moonbat does have a certain ring to it. ;-)
Posted by: Paul | November 13, 2003 10:17 PM
Link?
Posted by: Greg Hill | November 13, 2003 10:21 PM
huh?
Posted by: Geoffrey | November 13, 2003 11:34 PM
Dr. Scott!
Posted by: August J. Pollak | November 14, 2003 12:28 AM
Janet!
Posted by: Analog Mouse | November 14, 2003 08:17 AM
Dr. Scott!
Posted by: michele | November 14, 2003 08:41 AM
Rocky!
Posted by: Rob | November 14, 2003 08:43 AM
<GRUNT!>
Posted by: McGehee | November 14, 2003 10:01 AM
Stellaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
Posted by: SondraK | November 14, 2003 11:03 AM
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!
Posted by: SparcVark | November 14, 2003 11:13 AM
ADRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!
Posted by: michele | November 14, 2003 11:14 AM
I would have understood these comments if it wasn't for you darn kids!
Posted by: Matt | November 14, 2003 12:12 PM
Rosebud.
Posted by: August J. Pollak | November 14, 2003 12:18 PM
Plastics
Posted by: JFH | November 14, 2003 01:35 PM
Presents.
Posted by: Max | November 14, 2003 01:46 PM
Throw me the idol!
Posted by: Belize042 | November 14, 2003 01:54 PM
Spooooooooooooooon!
Posted by: Alan Daniels | November 14, 2003 01:59 PM
Narf.
Posted by: michele | November 14, 2003 02:01 PM
Wind the frog!
Posted by: McGehee | November 14, 2003 02:22 PM
Linux
Posted by: Hipocrite | November 14, 2003 03:39 PM
TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Posted by: Patrick Chester | November 14, 2003 03:54 PM
MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!
Posted by: michele | November 14, 2003 03:58 PM
Candy-gram.
Posted by: SondraK | November 14, 2003 04:53 PM
Land shark.
Posted by: michele | November 14, 2003 04:54 PM
Encyclopedia salesman.
Posted by: Mike | November 14, 2003 04:57 PM
Avon calling.
Posted by: michele | November 14, 2003 05:00 PM
Chee'burga'!
Posted by: JFH | November 14, 2003 05:31 PM
Pepsi!
Posted by: SondraK | November 14, 2003 05:39 PM
Albatross!
Posted by: August J. Pollak | November 14, 2003 06:25 PM
Neet!
Posted by: michele | November 14, 2003 06:36 PM
Lemon Curry?
Posted by: August J. Pollak | November 14, 2003 07:13 PM
Prison barber.
Posted by: Max | November 14, 2003 07:14 PM
Fukui-San?
Posted by: August J. Pollak | November 14, 2003 07:28 PM
FREEEEDOOOOOM!!!
Posted by: JFH | November 14, 2003 07:28 PM
He's dead, Jim.
Posted by: michele | November 14, 2003 07:40 PM
Fascinating.
Posted by: JFH | November 14, 2003 07:46 PM
All your base are belong to us.
Posted by: Belize042 | November 14, 2003 07:52 PM
The Force is strong in that one.
Posted by: McGehee | November 14, 2003 08:09 PM
D'oh!
Posted by: Sean M. | November 14, 2003 08:15 PM
MALKOVICH!
Posted by: August J. Pollak | November 14, 2003 08:42 PM
"Mock"....."Yeah"
Posted by: MC666 | November 14, 2003 08:47 PM
Buehler?
Posted by: michele | November 14, 2003 08:47 PM
Pirate!
Posted by: Ith | November 14, 2003 08:50 PM
Bear left!
Posted by: michele | November 14, 2003 08:54 PM
BASTARDO!
Posted by: SondraK | November 14, 2003 09:05 PM
Right turn, Clyde!
Posted by: Analog Mouse | November 14, 2003 09:07 PM
220, 221, whatever it takes.
Posted by: Matt | November 14, 2003 09:08 PM
Bear Left! Right Frog!
Posted by: Pete | November 14, 2003 09:11 PM
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Posted by: dave | November 14, 2003 09:14 PM
Fargin bastages!
Posted by: michele | November 14, 2003 09:16 PM
Indeed.
Posted by: Sean M. | November 14, 2003 09:19 PM
Read the whole thing.
Posted by: michele | November 14, 2003 09:27 PM
Heh.
Posted by: JFH | November 14, 2003 09:31 PM
Parlay?
Posted by: August J. Pollak | November 14, 2003 09:34 PM
Badges?!
Posted by: JFH | November 14, 2003 09:35 PM
Don't squeeze the Charmin.
Posted by: Ith | November 14, 2003 09:41 PM
Spoken like a true smartass.
Posted by: Dawn | November 14, 2003 09:42 PM
Knickers, cabbages... it doesn't have a beak!
Posted by: Brendan | November 14, 2003 09:43 PM
Vous? We don't need no steenkin' badges.
Posted by: Bill Quick | November 14, 2003 09:44 PM
A duck!
Posted by: JFH | November 14, 2003 09:49 PM
viaduct?
Posted by: michele | November 14, 2003 09:50 PM
TROGDOR COMES IN THE NIGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHTTTT!!!
Posted by: Owen | November 14, 2003 10:00 PM
Everybody to the limit!
Posted by: michele | November 14, 2003 10:04 PM
Stack 'em to Heaven!
Posted by: Sean M. | November 14, 2003 10:07 PM
GABBO
Posted by: scott h. | November 14, 2003 10:15 PM
RECOGNIZE!
Posted by: michele | November 14, 2003 10:16 PM
This page intentionally left blank.
Posted by: Jann | November 14, 2003 10:19 PM
Frau Bluecher!
Posted by: JFH | November 14, 2003 10:21 PM
Volthoom!
Posted by: Ferro Lad | November 14, 2003 10:24 PM
Puttin' on the Riiitz!
Posted by: Sean M. | November 14, 2003 10:27 PM
Alright,who's the barber here?
Posted by: mbruce | November 14, 2003 10:29 PM
Serenity Now!
Posted by: Sean M. | November 14, 2003 10:30 PM
You tawkin' to ME?!!
Are YOU tawkin' to me?
Posted by: SondraK | November 14, 2003 10:32 PM
Nanu-nanu!
Posted by: Matt | November 14, 2003 10:32 PM
BA NA NA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY NA NA NA!
Posted by: August J. Pollak | November 14, 2003 10:33 PM
No TV and no beer make Homer something something...
Posted by: Sean M. | November 14, 2003 10:37 PM
Given the existence as uttered forth in the public works of Puncher and Wattmann of a personal God quaquaquaqua with white beard quaquaquaqua outside time without extension who from the heights of divine apathia divine athambia divine aphasia loves us dearly with some exceptions for reasons unknown but time will tell and suffers like the divine Miranda with those who for reasons unknown but time will tell are plunged in torment plunged in fire whose fire flames if that continues and who can doubt it will fire the firmament that is to say blast hell to heaven so blue still and calm so calm with a calm which even though intermittent is better than nothing but not so fast and considering what is more that as a result of the labors left unfinished crowned by the Acacacacademy of Anthropopopometry of Essy-in-Possy of Testew and Cunard it is established beyond all doubt all other doubt than that which clings to the labors of men that as a result of the labors unfinished of Testew and Cunnard it is established as hereinafter but not so fast for reasons unknown that as a result of the public works of Puncher and Wattmann it is established beyond all doubt that in view of the labors of Fartov and Belcher left unfinished for reasons unknown of Testew and Cunard left unfinished it is established what many deny that man in Possy of Testew and Cunard that man in Essy that man in short that man in brief in spite of the strides of alimentation and defecation wastes and pines wastes and pines and concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown in spite of the strides of physical culture the practice of sports such as tennis football running cycling swimming flying floating riding gliding conating camogie skating tennis of all kinds dying flying sports of all sorts autumn summer winter winter tennis of all kinds hockey of all sorts penicillin and succedanea in a word I resume flying gliding golf over nine and eighteen holes tennis of all sorts in a word for reasons unknown in Feckham Peckham Fulham Clapham namely concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown but time will tell fades away I resume Fulham Clapham in a word the dead loss per head since the death of Bishop Berkeley being to the tune of one inch four ounce per head approximately by and large more or less to the nearest decimal good measure round figures stark naked in the stockinged feet in Connemara in a word for reasons unknown no matter what matter the facts are there and considering what is more much more grave that in the light of the labors lost of Steinweg and Peterman it appears what is more much more grave that in the light the light the light of the labors lost of Steinweg and Peterman that in the plains in the mountains by the seas by the rivers running water running fire the air is the same and then the earth namely the air and then the earth in the great cold the great dark the air and the earth abode of stones in the great cold alas alas in the year of their Lord six hundred and something the air the earth the sea the earth abode of stones in the great deeps the great cold on sea on land and in the air I resume for reasons unknown in spite of the tennis the facts are there but time will tell I resume alas alas on on in short in fine on on abode of stones who can doubt it I resume but not so fast I resume the skull fading fading fading and concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown in spite of the tennis on on the beard the flames the tears the stones so blue so calm alas alas on on the skull the skull the skull the skull in Connemara in spite of the tennis the labors abandoned left unfinished graver still abode of stones in a word I resume alas alas abandoned unfinished the skull the skull in Connemara in spite of the tennis the skull alas the stones Cunard tennis...the stones...so calm...Cunard...unfinished...
Posted by: August J. Pollak | November 14, 2003 10:39 PM
Hadoken!
Posted by: August J. Pollak | November 14, 2003 10:41 PM
I like pork!
Posted by: Max | November 14, 2003 10:44 PM
Bees....
Posted by: August J. Pollak | November 14, 2003 10:47 PM
Pork chops taste good. Bacon tastes good.
Posted by: Sean M. | November 14, 2003 10:47 PM
Darkness beyong twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows...
Posted by: Jess | November 14, 2003 10:49 PM
You mean you never did the Kenosha Kid?
Posted by: Sean M. | November 14, 2003 10:51 PM
Tastes like chicken, they say.
Posted by: michele | November 14, 2003 10:54 PM
If you're not s'posed to eat animals, then why they made of meat?!
Posted by: SondraK | November 14, 2003 11:10 PM
Another whopper for the copper!
Posted by: Sean M. | November 14, 2003 11:38 PM
Way-oh way-oh, oo way-oh way-oh.
Posted by: Dell Adams | November 14, 2003 11:44 PM
Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Posted by: Brendan | November 15, 2003 12:08 AM
I love it when a plan comes together.
Posted by: Anonymous | November 15, 2003 12:56 AM
I thought you didn't care.
Posted by: Dell Adams | November 15, 2003 01:28 AM
I guess sometimes there just aren't enough rocks
Posted by: Squirrel | November 15, 2003 01:58 AM
Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.
Posted by: Ninjababe | November 15, 2003 02:47 AM
Aaas youuuuuuu wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish....
Posted by: Dell Adams | November 15, 2003 03:08 AM
Did someone say "asps"?
Posted by: Venomous Kate | November 15, 2003 04:35 AM
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Posted by: Dell Adams | November 15, 2003 05:43 AM
Inconceivable!
Posted by: michele | November 15, 2003 05:55 AM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm erotic cake!
Posted by: Rich | November 15, 2003 06:00 AM
All your Strong Bad are belong to us!
Posted by: Christian | November 15, 2003 06:09 AM
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
Posted by: Sean M. | November 15, 2003 06:39 AM
Fresca?
Posted by: JFH | November 15, 2003 07:41 AM
wax on, wax off.
Posted by: michele | November 15, 2003 08:27 AM
Five by Five.
Posted by: Sean M. | November 15, 2003 08:40 AM
Salsa shark.
Posted by: Gareth | November 15, 2003 08:40 AM
CAAAAN YOOOUUU DIG ITTT?
Posted by: Sean M. | November 15, 2003 08:44 AM
Man goes in the cage. Cage goes in the salsa. Shark is in salsa.
Posted by: michele | November 15, 2003 08:44 AM
Warriors, come out and plaaaay!
Posted by: Sean M. | November 15, 2003 08:45 AM
BADGES !!!?
We Don need no sTiiiinking badges !
Posted by: Dr Dudecicle | November 15, 2003 09:01 AM
i may not need no badge
but it seems i DO need need glasses
badges been did already
Posted by: Dr Dudecicle | November 15, 2003 09:04 AM
Free FLESH INJECTIONs
Posted by: Dr Dudecicle | November 15, 2003 09:07 AM
Jinkies!
Posted by: Andrea Harris | November 15, 2003 10:03 AM
boxers.
Posted by: SondraK | November 15, 2003 10:34 AM
Zoiks!
Posted by: McGehee | November 15, 2003 11:06 AM
Exit, stage right.
Posted by: michele | November 15, 2003 11:16 AM
Fourteen or fight
Posted by: Max Frost | November 15, 2003 11:45 AM
I'll just take these Huggies...
Posted by: Matt | November 15, 2003 01:22 PM
Chinch Bugs... you know Manganese
Posted by: JFH | November 15, 2003 01:57 PM
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades.
Posted by: JW | November 15, 2003 02:12 PM
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Posted by: Brendan | November 15, 2003 02:57 PM
Dimsdale!
Posted by: Mike | November 15, 2003 04:57 PM
FARTBABY!
Posted by: Lynn | November 15, 2003 05:29 PM
I HAVE THE POWER!
Posted by: michele | November 15, 2003 05:39 PM
No sir, I don't like it.
Posted by: Tys Miha | November 15, 2003 05:41 PM
Snakes. It had to be snakes.
Posted by: darleen | November 15, 2003 05:42 PM
I know a dead parrot when I see one.
Posted by: darleen | November 15, 2003 05:47 PM
Atomic batterys to power... Turbines to speed.
Posted by: Tys Miha | November 15, 2003 05:49 PM
Did I do thaaaaat?
Posted by: Tys Miha | November 15, 2003 05:51 PM
Don't talk back! Mime is money.
Posted by: Max Frost | November 15, 2003 05:55 PM
These go to eleven.
Posted by: Brendan | November 15, 2003 06:06 PM
Eskimo.
Posted by: Tys Miha | November 15, 2003 06:06 PM
Pie?
Posted by: OF Jay | November 15, 2003 06:10 PM
You EEEDiot!
Posted by: Tys Miha | November 15, 2003 06:34 PM
Posted by: michele | November 15, 2003 06:39 PM
Tech support!!!!!
Posted by: Melissa | November 15, 2003 06:49 PM
KANEDAAAAAAAA!
Posted by: Bill | November 15, 2003 06:54 PM
WHO?? DAVE?? DAVE'S NOT HERE!
Posted by: JonB | November 15, 2003 07:07 PM
As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
Posted by: Ferro Lad | November 15, 2003 07:20 PM
And awaaay we Go!
Posted by: Tys Miha | November 15, 2003 07:28 PM
You're so cool. You're so cool. You're so cool.
Posted by: Max | November 15, 2003 07:30 PM
Porche. There is no substitute.
Posted by: Tys Miha | November 15, 2003 07:35 PM
Oh, bother.
Posted by: Tys Miha | November 15, 2003 07:38 PM
i'm gonna sing the doom song now! doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom!
Posted by: Candy | November 15, 2003 08:06 PM
Spam.spam spam spam spam
Spam.spam spam
Spammity Spam!
Posted by: mbruce | November 15, 2003 08:24 PM
mmm. Deviled spam.
Posted by: OF Jay | November 15, 2003 08:25 PM
hey boy. i said hey boy. you looking mighty good in them jeans.
Posted by: kat | November 15, 2003 08:27 PM
You're sure it's blue?
Posted by: mokie | November 15, 2003 08:27 PM
No boom today. Boom tomorrow. Always a boom tomorrow.
Posted by: Russ | November 15, 2003 08:30 PM
I am the TERROR that FLAPS in the night!
Posted by: Angie Schultz | November 15, 2003 08:30 PM
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Posted by: scott h. | November 15, 2003 08:45 PM
Let's do the time warp again!
Posted by: margi | November 15, 2003 08:51 PM
HoGAN!
Posted by: scott h. | November 15, 2003 08:52 PM
badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom! mushroom!
Posted by: Brendan | November 15, 2003 08:56 PM
First, we must observe the ancient ritual of the, uh, uh... traditional pre-fight donut.
Posted by: Tina | November 15, 2003 09:11 PM
Jelly? Boston creme? Sugar?
Posted by: OF Jay | November 15, 2003 09:13 PM
I'll put a bucket on my head and pretend to be the ancient Vorlon God, Booji!
Posted by: Mason | November 15, 2003 09:13 PM
Hi-diddly-ho!
Hmmmmmm.
E-HEhehe.
Arrrr.
Belch.
Chowdah!
mmmGLAVin!
HA-ha!
Hey-HEY!
HAH!
Bonjooorrrno!
Duffman!
Exxxcellent.
Exxxactly.
D'oh!
Posted by: scott h. | November 15, 2003 09:20 PM
Acapella?
Parastroika?!?!
No, no...wait..I got it... FRERE JACQUES!
Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques, Dormez-vous.....
Posted by: Tina | November 15, 2003 09:22 PM
Okay, I think this comment thread has gone too far... It's over.
Over?! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!
Posted by: JFH | November 15, 2003 09:24 PM
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Posted by: darleen | November 15, 2003 09:28 PM
"It was a boring conversation anyway ..."
Posted by: Brian | November 15, 2003 09:28 PM
I did the itchy.
Posted by: Mike | November 15, 2003 09:29 PM
Mail's in.
Posted by: bobolink | November 15, 2003 09:29 PM
I'd hit it.
Posted by: michele | November 15, 2003 09:33 PM
"Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!"
"Well, then, I know a certain kitty kitty who'll be sleeping with Mommy tonight!"
Posted by: Dawn | November 15, 2003 09:34 PM
Mine! Mine! Mine! (a la Finding Nemo)
Posted by: Tina | November 15, 2003 09:35 PM
It's all so clear to me now. I'm the keeper of the cheese. And you're the lemon merchant. You get it?!
Posted by: Chris | November 15, 2003 09:41 PM
Clear? Pass that. Puff, puff...
Posted by: OF Jay | November 15, 2003 09:43 PM
Bong.
Posted by: Rhesa | November 15, 2003 09:46 PM
Puff, puff, pass! You're fuckin' up the rotation.
Posted by: michele | November 15, 2003 09:50 PM
chut up!
Posted by: kat | November 15, 2003 09:50 PM
All around me are familiar faces...
Posted by: OF Jay | November 15, 2003 09:53 PM
Groovy.
Posted by: scott h. | November 15, 2003 09:53 PM
Of course you realize- This Means WAR!
Posted by: Tys Miha | November 15, 2003 09:54 PM
Ho, Haha, Guard, Turn, Perry, Dodge, Spin, Ha, Thrust!
Posted by: kat | November 15, 2003 10:00 PM
Perry... MASON Jar
Posted by: OF Jay | November 15, 2003 10:03 PM
I knew I should have taken a left turn at Albaquerque!
Posted by: JW | November 15, 2003 10:17 PM
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Posted by: darleen | November 15, 2003 10:24 PM
Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
Posted by: Matthew Stinson | November 15, 2003 10:29 PM
PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?
Posted by: Brendan | November 15, 2003 10:30 PM
Why is there a watermelon there?
Posted by: Ferro Lad | November 15, 2003 10:34 PM
Just plant a watermelon on my grave and let the juice slip through.
Posted by: kat | November 15, 2003 10:41 PM
It is GOOD to be king.
Posted by: cyberangel | November 15, 2003 10:44 PM
Mooofaaaahssaaaah!
Posted by: OF Jay | November 15, 2003 10:48 PM
Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream...
Posted by: MC666 | November 15, 2003 10:57 PM
I'm calling about my urine, it's bad this time...
Posted by: Matt | November 15, 2003 11:06 PM
See if you can guess what I am now.
A zit! Get it?
Posted by: Matt | November 15, 2003 11:06 PM
You came here in that thing? You're braver than I thought!
Posted by: Michelle | November 15, 2003 11:07 PM
Women dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it's something really unusual.
Posted by: scott h. | November 15, 2003 11:13 PM
Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?
Posted by: Owen | November 15, 2003 11:22 PM
You shore do have a purty mouth.
Posted by: Bill | November 15, 2003 11:23 PM
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Posted by: mbruce | November 15, 2003 11:43 PM
That isn't going to do you any good Flynn.. I'm afraid! Stop! You realize I can't allow this...
Posted by: JonB | November 15, 2003 11:44 PM
Respect my author-i-ty!
Posted by: Candy | November 15, 2003 11:45 PM
He rode a blazing saddle
He wore a shining star
His job to offer battle
to bad men near and far
He conquered fear and he conquered hate
He turned dark night into day!
Posted by: mbruce | November 15, 2003 11:46 PM
Frell that!
Posted by: Kevin | November 15, 2003 11:56 PM
I've ... seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Posted by: Kevin | November 16, 2003 12:03 AM
It is not dying, it is not dying...
Posted by: MC666 | November 16, 2003 12:05 AM
They're not dirty pillows, Mama
Posted by: mbruce | November 16, 2003 12:15 AM
O' Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a SHRUBBERY!
Posted by: ratty | November 16, 2003 12:23 AM
"Where's your other hand?"
"Between two pillows."
Posted by: Alan Daniels | November 16, 2003 12:27 AM
"I'm Robin Hood, and these are my merry men."
"Fagalah?"
Posted by: darleen | November 16, 2003 12:39 AM
eggieweggies
Posted by: mbruce | November 16, 2003 12:50 AM
HI-KEEBA!
Posted by: Angie Schultz | November 16, 2003 12:51 AM
Bah weep gragnah weep ninnybong.
Posted by: John S. | November 16, 2003 12:54 AM
Are you mad?! I AM your dohtah!
Posted by: OF Jay | November 16, 2003 12:55 AM
Eep Opp Ork Ah Ah.
Posted by: scott h. | November 16, 2003 01:03 AM
ooh ee ooh ah ah
ting tang walla walla bing bang
Posted by: mbruce | November 16, 2003 01:19 AM
Let's live here. We can rent to start.
Posted by: Dell Adams | November 16, 2003 01:24 AM
Is there cable in the basement?
Posted by: MC666 | November 16, 2003 01:49 AM
Wouldn't you like to be a pecker too?
Posted by: Dr Dudecicle | November 16, 2003 02:05 AM
We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
Posted by: TX Vet | November 16, 2003 02:08 AM
"To Serve Man"...........it's a cook book!
Posted by: MC666 | November 16, 2003 02:13 AM
They seek him here
They seek him there
Those frenchies seek him everywhere
Posted by: S. Pimpernel | November 16, 2003 02:18 AM
Blame Canada!
Posted by: Russ | November 16, 2003 02:26 AM
I'm ready for my closup, Mr. DeVille
Posted by: L. Lovelace | November 16, 2003 02:26 AM
Oh, wait...
Posted by: Dell Adams | November 16, 2003 02:28 AM
SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!
Posted by: Brendan | November 16, 2003 02:30 AM
WIRE HANGERS?!!
Posted by: Sean M. | November 16, 2003 02:34 AM
AUM SHOOBI DOOWOP
Posted by: Dell Adams | November 16, 2003 02:47 AM
Snarf!
Posted by: David Earney | November 16, 2003 03:49 AM
I'm a philologist. It's my profession.
Posted by: Dell Adams | November 16, 2003 04:32 AM
'Scuse me while I whip this out...
Posted by: Sean M. | November 16, 2003 04:36 AM
"we've come to wreck your stuff and ruin your life... God sent us."
Posted by: Anga | November 16, 2003 06:34 AM
ahhhhhh, what's up doc?
Posted by: Frank | November 16, 2003 07:11 AM
Yes sir, I can boogie!
Posted by: Rich | November 16, 2003 07:21 AM
Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms.
Posted by: Rob | November 16, 2003 07:58 AM
Hey, is that a new kind of mace??
Posted by: carol | November 16, 2003 08:15 AM
I see dead people.
Posted by: kat | November 16, 2003 08:32 AM
Don't worry, little missy, I'll save you!
Posted by: Max | November 16, 2003 08:55 AM
We're on a mission from God.
Posted by: Sean M. | November 16, 2003 08:59 AM
Thanks for playing along, but I'm turning off the comments now.
Posted by: michele | November 16, 2003 09:06 AM