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Chickenhawk, meet moonbat. Moonbat, meet chickenhawk.

There. Everybody happy now?

Good. Let's move on.


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But moonbat does have a certain ring to it. ;-)

Dr. Scott!






I would have understood these comments if it wasn't for you darn kids!



Throw me the idol!



Wind the frog!





Land shark.

Encyclopedia salesman.

Avon calling.




Lemon Curry?

Prison barber.


He's dead, Jim.


All your base are belong to us.

The Force is strong in that one.





Bear left!


Right turn, Clyde!

220, 221, whatever it takes.

Bear Left! Right Frog!

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Fargin bastages!


Read the whole thing.



Don't squeeze the Charmin.

Spoken like a true smartass.

Knickers, cabbages... it doesn't have a beak!

Vous? We don't need no steenkin' badges.

A duck!



Everybody to the limit!

Stack 'em to Heaven!



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Frau Bluecher!


Puttin' on the Riiitz!

Alright,who's the barber here?

Serenity Now!

You tawkin' to ME?!!
Are YOU tawkin' to me?



No TV and no beer make Homer something something...

Given the existence as uttered forth in the public works of Puncher and Wattmann of a personal God quaquaquaqua with white beard quaquaquaqua outside time without extension who from the heights of divine apathia divine athambia divine aphasia loves us dearly with some exceptions for reasons unknown but time will tell and suffers like the divine Miranda with those who for reasons unknown but time will tell are plunged in torment plunged in fire whose fire flames if that continues and who can doubt it will fire the firmament that is to say blast hell to heaven so blue still and calm so calm with a calm which even though intermittent is better than nothing but not so fast and considering what is more that as a result of the labors left unfinished crowned by the Acacacacademy of Anthropopopometry of Essy-in-Possy of Testew and Cunard it is established beyond all doubt all other doubt than that which clings to the labors of men that as a result of the labors unfinished of Testew and Cunnard it is established as hereinafter but not so fast for reasons unknown that as a result of the public works of Puncher and Wattmann it is established beyond all doubt that in view of the labors of Fartov and Belcher left unfinished for reasons unknown of Testew and Cunard left unfinished it is established what many deny that man in Possy of Testew and Cunard that man in Essy that man in short that man in brief in spite of the strides of alimentation and defecation wastes and pines wastes and pines and concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown in spite of the strides of physical culture the practice of sports such as tennis football running cycling swimming flying floating riding gliding conating camogie skating tennis of all kinds dying flying sports of all sorts autumn summer winter winter tennis of all kinds hockey of all sorts penicillin and succedanea in a word I resume flying gliding golf over nine and eighteen holes tennis of all sorts in a word for reasons unknown in Feckham Peckham Fulham Clapham namely concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown but time will tell fades away I resume Fulham Clapham in a word the dead loss per head since the death of Bishop Berkeley being to the tune of one inch four ounce per head approximately by and large more or less to the nearest decimal good measure round figures stark naked in the stockinged feet in Connemara in a word for reasons unknown no matter what matter the facts are there and considering what is more much more grave that in the light of the labors lost of Steinweg and Peterman it appears what is more much more grave that in the light the light the light of the labors lost of Steinweg and Peterman that in the plains in the mountains by the seas by the rivers running water running fire the air is the same and then the earth namely the air and then the earth in the great cold the great dark the air and the earth abode of stones in the great cold alas alas in the year of their Lord six hundred and something the air the earth the sea the earth abode of stones in the great deeps the great cold on sea on land and in the air I resume for reasons unknown in spite of the tennis the facts are there but time will tell I resume alas alas on on in short in fine on on abode of stones who can doubt it I resume but not so fast I resume the skull fading fading fading and concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown in spite of the tennis on on the beard the flames the tears the stones so blue so calm alas alas on on the skull the skull the skull the skull in Connemara in spite of the tennis the labors abandoned left unfinished graver still abode of stones in a word I resume alas alas abandoned unfinished the skull the skull in Connemara in spite of the tennis the skull alas the stones Cunard tennis...the stones...so calm...Cunard...unfinished...

I like pork!

Pork chops taste good. Bacon tastes good.

Darkness beyong twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows...

You mean you never did the Kenosha Kid?

Tastes like chicken, they say.

If you're not s'posed to eat animals, then why they made of meat?!

Another whopper for the copper!

Way-oh way-oh, oo way-oh way-oh.

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

I love it when a plan comes together.

I thought you didn't care.

I guess sometimes there just aren't enough rocks

Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.

Aaas youuuuuuu wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish....

Did someone say "asps"?

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


Mmmmmmmmmmmmm erotic cake!

All your Strong Bad are belong to us!

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.


wax on, wax off.

Five by Five.

Salsa shark.


Man goes in the cage. Cage goes in the salsa. Shark is in salsa.

Warriors, come out and plaaaay!

We Don need no sTiiiinking badges !

i may not need no badge
but it seems i DO need need glasses
badges been did already




Exit, stage right.

Fourteen or fight

I'll just take these Huggies...

Chinch Bugs... you know Manganese

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades.

I'd buy that for a dollar!




No sir, I don't like it.

Snakes. It had to be snakes.

I know a dead parrot when I see one.

Atomic batterys to power... Turbines to speed.

Did I do thaaaaat?

Don't talk back! Mime is money.

These go to eleven.


You EEEDiot!

Tech support!!!!!



As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

And awaaay we Go!

You're so cool. You're so cool. You're so cool.

Porche. There is no substitute.

Oh, bother.

i'm gonna sing the doom song now! doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom,doom!

Spam.spam spam spam spam
Spam.spam spam
Spammity Spam!

mmm. Deviled spam.

hey boy. i said hey boy. you looking mighty good in them jeans.

You're sure it's blue?

No boom today. Boom tomorrow. Always a boom tomorrow.

I am the TERROR that FLAPS in the night!

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Let's do the time warp again!


badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom! mushroom!

First, we must observe the ancient ritual of the, uh, uh... traditional pre-fight donut.

Jelly? Boston creme? Sugar?

I'll put a bucket on my head and pretend to be the ancient Vorlon God, Booji!




No, no...wait..I got it... FRERE JACQUES!

Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques, Dormez-vous.....

Okay, I think this comment thread has gone too far... It's over.

Over?! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

"It was a boring conversation anyway ..."

I did the itchy.

Mail's in.

I'd hit it.

"Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!"

"Well, then, I know a certain kitty kitty who'll be sleeping with Mommy tonight!"

Mine! Mine! Mine! (a la Finding Nemo)

It's all so clear to me now. I'm the keeper of the cheese. And you're the lemon merchant. You get it?!

Clear? Pass that. Puff, puff...


Puff, puff, pass! You're fuckin' up the rotation.

chut up!

All around me are familiar faces...


Of course you realize- This Means WAR!

Ho, Haha, Guard, Turn, Perry, Dodge, Spin, Ha, Thrust!

Perry... MASON Jar

I knew I should have taken a left turn at Albaquerque!

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.

PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?

Why is there a watermelon there?

Just plant a watermelon on my grave and let the juice slip through.

It is GOOD to be king.


Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream...

I'm calling about my urine, it's bad this time...

See if you can guess what I am now.

A zit! Get it?

You came here in that thing? You're braver than I thought!

Women dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it's something really unusual.

Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?

You shore do have a purty mouth.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

That isn't going to do you any good Flynn.. I'm afraid! Stop! You realize I can't allow this...

Respect my author-i-ty!

He rode a blazing saddle
He wore a shining star
His job to offer battle
to bad men near and far
He conquered fear and he conquered hate
He turned dark night into day!

Frell that!

I've ... seen things you people wouldn't believe.

It is not dying, it is not dying...

They're not dirty pillows, Mama

O' Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a SHRUBBERY!

"Where's your other hand?"
"Between two pillows."

"I'm Robin Hood, and these are my merry men."



Bah weep gragnah weep ninnybong.

Are you mad?! I AM your dohtah!

Eep Opp Ork Ah Ah.

ooh ee ooh ah ah
ting tang walla walla bing bang

Let's live here. We can rent to start.

Is there cable in the basement?

Wouldn't you like to be a pecker too?

We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

"To Serve Man"...........it's a cook book!

They seek him here
They seek him there
Those frenchies seek him everywhere

Blame Canada!

I'm ready for my closup, Mr. DeVille

Oh, wait...




I'm a philologist. It's my profession.

'Scuse me while I whip this out...

"we've come to wreck your stuff and ruin your life... God sent us."

ahhhhhh, what's up doc?

Yes sir, I can boogie!

Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms.

Hey, is that a new kind of mace??

I see dead people.

Don't worry, little missy, I'll save you!

We're on a mission from God.

Thanks for playing along, but I'm turning off the comments now.