keep your damn, dirty, liberal hands off of her!
No time to blog. I'm too busy freaking out over my daughter leaving for her school trip to DC in the morning.
I'm not worried about the usual things like her getting lost or a terrorist attack happening while she's there.
I am worried about the bus trip - I have this fear of bad bus drivers who don't pay attention to the road or go too fast (and as a side note, this same school had a field trip to Montreal in 1991, and the bus overturned, killing two students. But I will.not.think.about.that.) and I know I'll be calling the school hotline every half hour to see if the teachers have checked in with a message that our kids are fine thank you, you don't have to call so often.
And what if my daughter and her classmates are visiting war memorials and the like and some left wing protesters start trailing them and maybe try to indoctrinate them? What if they slip subversive propaganda into the kids' backpacks? Oh jesus, what if Nat calls home to say she's joined ANSWER?!?
I'll end up on some talk show pleading with others to watch out when they send their kids on school trips to the nation's capitol...
This can happen to you, too! My daughter was a staunch Bush supporter and then...then...(insert sobbing here)...they got her. She was just minding her own business at the Lincoln Memorial and they just ganged up on her, started pummeling her with flyers and posters, whispering anti-Bush slogans in her ear...(sob)...and before she even had a chance to resist they had her brainwashed and entrenched in their cult. It took three straight weeks of watching Fox News and reading The Corner before the effects started to wear off.
You think this is a joke? I bet you any amount of money that Oliver Willis once took a field trip to D.C.
The Vast Left Wing Conspiracy lives. Trust no one under 30.
Ok, ok. I'll stop. We have to be at the school at 6am anyhow. I'm going to bed to have nightmares about bad bus drivers.