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jeebus loves me

This I know, because some church signs told me so.

Make your own church sign. My sense of humor is asleep today and this is the best I can do:

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Plus the two signs below with sayings stolen from Homer Simpson, the great theologian.

Make a few. Humor me. Please.

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Comments

hip hop hooraaay hooooo

Here's what every follower of Jeebus shoud be doing this evening.

Wait, should that last one be "sacrilicious?"

(Fair warning that I'm relying on my own oft-wrong memory here because my all-Simpsons-knowing co-worker is on vacation.)

Nice one, Yvonne!




There, those are my two contributions. :)

If I did one that said "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear" would that limit my chances for everlasting salvation?

joe's... bwahahhahaha

You should check out the main site. It has real ones that are absolute gems like this one. And what a difference the word "the" makes.

Here's two of mine at ATS:

Ecccck. eck. eck.

I'm way too bored right now :D

My lame contribution here

Oops, posted this in the wrong entry earlier.

My Stupidness.

yay i finally made one

dammit, ok, its here

Gotta get in the South Park plugs ...

... so to speak.

I was raised in a Baptist home. This is sweet revenge.

It's all lies I tell you

Those are hysterical!

Know Thy Self

Lovin' the love for the First Baptist Church.

...and, Laurenace, the one about needing the wood was stolen from one of several places. See here for the best one: http://www.firewater.tv.

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I'm the guy with the hammer!

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