jeebus loves me
This I know, because some church signs told me so.
Make your own church sign. My sense of humor is asleep today and this is the best I can do:
Plus the two signs below with sayings stolen from Homer Simpson, the great theologian.
Make a few. Humor me. Please.
Comments
hip hop hooraaay hooooo
Posted by: yvonne | November 7, 2003 01:48 PM
Here's what every follower of Jeebus shoud be doing this evening.
Posted by: ed | November 7, 2003 01:57 PM
Wait, should that last one be "sacrilicious?"
(Fair warning that I'm relying on my own oft-wrong memory here because my all-Simpsons-knowing co-worker is on vacation.)
Posted by: Steve Gigl | November 7, 2003 02:13 PM
Posted by: Joseph J. Finn | November 7, 2003 02:47 PM
Nice one, Yvonne!
Posted by: Joseph J. Finn | November 7, 2003 02:51 PM
There, those are my two contributions. :)
Posted by: Ravenwolf | November 7, 2003 03:15 PM
If I did one that said "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear" would that limit my chances for everlasting salvation?
Posted by: Joe | November 7, 2003 04:06 PM
Posted by: Steve Hogan | November 7, 2003 04:10 PM
Here's Joe's
Posted by: michele | November 7, 2003 04:12 PM
joe's... bwahahhahaha
Posted by: yvonne | November 7, 2003 04:15 PM
You should check out the main site. It has real ones that are absolute gems like this one. And what a difference the word "the" makes.
Posted by: scott h. | November 7, 2003 04:31 PM
Here's two of mine at ATS:
Posted by: Laurence Simon | November 7, 2003 04:32 PM
Ecccck. eck. eck.
Posted by: OF Jay | November 7, 2003 04:41 PM
I'm way too bored right now :D
Posted by: Alex Moon | November 7, 2003 05:24 PM
My lame contribution here
Posted by: Steve Gigl | November 7, 2003 05:57 PM
Posted by: Michael Demmons | November 7, 2003 06:08 PM
Posted by: JFT | November 7, 2003 06:32 PM
Oops, posted this in the wrong entry earlier.
My Stupidness.
Posted by: Kevin Parrott | November 7, 2003 06:46 PM
Posted by: Alex Moon | November 7, 2003 07:21 PM
yay i finally made one
Posted by: pril | November 7, 2003 09:37 PM
dammit, ok, its here
Posted by: pril | November 7, 2003 09:39 PM
Gotta get in the South Park plugs ...
... so to speak.
Posted by: HH in Hollywood | November 8, 2003 01:09 AM
Posted by: chris | November 8, 2003 02:38 AM
I was raised in a Baptist home. This is sweet revenge.
Posted by: phi. | November 8, 2003 02:45 PM
It's all lies I tell you
Posted by: todd | November 8, 2003 03:26 PM
Those are hysterical!
Posted by: Covie | November 8, 2003 05:03 PM
Posted by: Jim Elve | November 10, 2003 08:12 AM
Posted by: kerry | November 10, 2003 10:35 AM
Posted by: apostropher | November 13, 2003 05:32 PM
Know Thy Self
Posted by: werdemup | November 21, 2003 01:14 PM
Lovin' the love for the First Baptist Church.
...and, Laurenace, the one about needing the wood was stolen from one of several places. See here for the best one: http://www.firewater.tv.
Posted by: EggsNGrits | November 21, 2003 11:44 PM
Good? Bad?
I'm the guy with the hammer!
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