it's a schooner
So they've seen the sun-flare induced auroras in Texas, Kansas and Georgia.
New York? Nothing. I sat outside and stared at my neighbor's window, pretending the flicker blue light from their television was an aurora.
WHEN, LORD, WHEN? WHEN DO I GET TO SEE THE GOD DAMN AURORAS?
Maybe I should take Jay's advice:
You know what you need? What you need is a fatty boom batty blunt. Then I guarantee you'll see an ocean,
a sailboat aurora and maybe some of them big-tittied mermaids doin' some of that lesbian shit.