There will be no game time voodoo today. No Ted's head. No pin cushions.
I don't want to be blamed should something go very wrong and the Yankees lose and the fans are looking for someone to blame and suddenly my picture is featured at Smoking Gun and a million people are all clamoring to tie me to a horse and drag me around town.
Well, a million more people, anyhow.
[By the way, the winds are gusting at about 45 mph right now. Could make the game interesting]