bitchslap ted rall day, volume infinity: the daily rall
Bitchslap Ted Rall Day has just gotten a more frequent schedule.
I didn't know this and I'm kind of sorry that I know now. Instead of reading his drivel just on Fridays, I will be forcing myself to wade through his dung-infested swamp of words nearly every day.
The blog is called Search and Destroy, but it's subtitle should be I am still obsessed with the 2001 election.
Next year's Republican National Convention, held late to coincide with the 3rd anniversary festivities surrounding the 9/11/01 attacks and held in New York City despite the fact that every single New Yorker despises Bush and all that he stands for to an extent that can't be expressed by words, promises to put the 1968 Chicago riots to shame.I'm already stocking up bottled water and canned food for the endtimes. And I've got THE most bitching T-shirt designs ready for attendees... [emphasis added]
Wow. Ted is a mind reader as well as a flaming asshole. Every. Single. New Yorker. I would sure like Mr. Rall to prove that statement to be true. Of course, he couldn't. Because it's not.
As far as his belief that New York City will erupt in riots next September - well, that might be true. Because when people like Rall and his Indymedia friends get together to protest something, chaos always ensues. There's no such thing as a peaceful protest with this bunch. It's smash and burn, all the way. Is it me or does Rall seem just a tad too excited at the prospect of it all going to hell next year?
Rall also engages in some audience participation. He wants his readers to name his next book:
Thanks to those of you who have sent in suggestions for book titles of my 2004 collection of cartoons and columns about Bush and the goings on in his illegitimate administration. Unfortunately, there are no winners...yet.
Many respondents seem to be after some kind of "Bush Sucks" or "Why Bush Sucks" angle, but book titles have to be a little more subtle, yet straightforward at the same time, than that. So the challenge remains: name the book and you get the original artwork for one of my syndicated cartoons for your wall.
I'm thinking perhaps: Return of Hitler. Or, Night of the Living Hitler. Or, Bush Drools, Chomsky Rules. Or....you get the idea.