While I have your attention, go down to this post, tally up some points based on whatever arbitrary calculating system you come up with and come back to this post, leaving your favorite limerick and the amount of points it scored.
You don't have to say how or why you got your total. That's the beauty of a voting system that starts out as a sham and does not purport to be anything else.
Seriously, go read the limericks, and come back here and vote. That's here. This post. Don't be putting your votes in the original post or a) they won't count and b) I'll have to smack you upside the head.
The future winner thanks you.