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limericks!

While I have your attention, go down to this post, tally up some points based on whatever arbitrary calculating system you come up with and come back to this post, leaving your favorite limerick and the amount of points it scored.

You don't have to say how or why you got your total. That's the beauty of a voting system that starts out as a sham and does not purport to be anything else.

Seriously, go read the limericks, and come back here and vote. That's here. This post. Don't be putting your votes in the original post or a) they won't count and b) I'll have to smack you upside the head.

The future winner thanks you.

Comments

Here's my vote.

Doggerelpundit writes words that do flatter
I'm so happy I couldn't be gladder
In fact, I'm so pleased
My bowels just released
And now here I sit in my own fecal matter.

Posted by: Ryan at October 9, 2003 07:37 PM

my 2.7 votes:

James Lileks was writing his Bleat
And he was nude because of the heat.
Just then the phone rang
And Jasper nipped at his wang
Bad dog! That's not a dog treat!
Posted by: Ryan at October 9, 2003 04:05 PM

How strictly are you enforcing "the standard limerick form"? Or not at all if we're the voters?

hln

MY VOTE - Fulfills most of the contest requirements.

There once was an Aussie named Blair
Who did all his fiskings with flair
He fisked Michael Moore
That donut filled bore
Whose man boobs, they are a large pair.

Posted by: scott h. at October 9, 2003 10:40 PM

Even though his entry was late, and even though I hesitate to nominate someone other than myself, I have to admit that this one cracked me up:

There once was a blogger named Glenn
Who blended a puppy and then
He said with a smile
As he danced, Robot style
“On the yum scale, that was a ten!”

Glenn drank up his glass of pup goo,
Praised Satan, and killed hobos, too.
To penguin bare asses
He steamed up his glasses
As he pleasured himself on the loo.

Posted by: Harvey at October 12, 2003 07:04 PM

10/10

Don't fuck with the likes of Michele
Retribution will surely be hell
Though her Yankees suck ass
She can still show some class
And take Boston's triumphs so well

Posted by: Laurence Simon at October 11, 2003 10:03 AM

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