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things they say

"Mom, did you know that pampons can kill you?"

Pampons. Took me a minute to figure out what he was talking about.

Guess you had to be there.


I always think it soooooooo funny when the cheerleaders drop their pampons ...


Ah, my favorite game show memory, which I saw with my own eyes. It was the [insert amount here] Dollar Pyramid.

In this episode the contestant is trying to get her male celebrity partner to guess the words, and time is getting short.

Contestant: Cheerleaders shake their...
Washed-up celebrity: Oh...Oh...TAMPONS!

Brought down the house, that did. I forget if they won.

LOL...oh, and


For the most extreme example of "pampon" danger, check out "Carrie". They threw their "pampons" at Carrie and, well, look at what happened to them.

Look, this is a very real threat. They will take your virginity! They will turn you into a whore!