there once was a contest so great,
The limerick contest is going swimmingly. Contest is open until the weekend, so have at it.
The Yanks are up 3-1. Ted's head may be just what the witch doctor ordered.
Who wants to help me judge the limerick contest and count up the points? Remember, there are no real steadfast rules. You can play fast and hard with this one if you decide to help me out.
And who doesn't like to play fast and hard?