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avast, ahoy and all that

Mark Morford made it through a whole column without once referring to George Bush.

I swear.

Meanwhile, I'm still feelin' miserable and I haven't moved much from t'couch today. David says I can blame it on Isabel; somethin' about air presaye. I feel like I have been madet'walk t'gangplank into a seao'pollen.

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What's scary is that I enjoyed the column. I feel dirty.

He didn't include the word "orgasm," either.

There goes MY whole big theory. I'll be in my theory room.