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just so you know

Don't let anyone ever tell you that having several martinis during your lunch hour is a good idea.

You know what happens? The liquor numbs your tongue and then you have no idea how hot your soup is so you just eat it as if it were the coolest thing in the world. So when you get back to work, you're not only drunk but your tongue feels like someone scraped it with the dull end of a razor blade. And that's not the end of it. You try to tackle the pile of work on your desk and He-Man and Skeletor just stand there and mock you. The mock you.



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And Man-at-Arms is loosening the screws to your chair. Mwhahahahahah!

And then you throw up on the boss.

Am I the only one who can't read your blog for the gutter overlay? It is driving me crazy reading 1/2 of sentences.

He-Man rules!

Is it just me, or does He-Man look as though he's flipping you the bird?

checking again

Nope, it's just me. I'm the only one flipping you the bird.

I could have told you that would happen if you would have just asked. And Laura, it sounds like you had a few martinis at lunch too....

Actually, I agree with Laura, but I hadn't said anything, figure it was just me and my (non-existant)computer skills that was making the page look funny.

Ivory and Laura, I can see the page just fine on my computer at work. However, I too have to read half sentences when I use my much older computer at home.

Michele!!! Stop drinking martinis and drop me a line. (You've got some ads queued up.)

The . . . mock you?


Well, let your smile be your umbrella for the next
few days, Michelle, cuz your tongue's gonna feel
like the pail you'd use to bail out the bottom of
a boat. Good luck on Int'l "Talk like a pirate"
Day, two days hence. Try imagining He-Man as a pirate.


He-Man and Skeletor aren't laughing at you. They're laughing with you.

Some people have no sense of reality.


I warned you about clear liquor, didn't I?

No Martinis, but someone thought white wine would be good with lunch and now I have a raging headache. My headache is so enraged it could kick both Skeletor AND He-man's asses.

Did you have lunch with Mikey today?

Seems like it has to do with screen resolution. At work I have 800×600 and I get overlap. At home with 1024×768 it's fine.

ok thanks for the tip :)

Bitch, stick to tequila. A tequila martini calls for a toothpick with a woim on it. Feel better now?

Remind me to never get into any kind of trouble that requires me to visit the court system of New York city...