just so you know
You know what happens? The liquor numbs your tongue and then you have no idea how hot your soup is so you just eat it as if it were the coolest thing in the world. So when you get back to work, you're not only drunk but your tongue feels like someone scraped it with the dull end of a razor blade. And that's not the end of it. You try to tackle the pile of work on your desk and He-Man and Skeletor just stand there and mock you. The mock you.