I can handle your fickleness. I don't mind you changing directions and strength levels constantly. I'm even ok with some rain and a bit of wind.
However, I am supposed to get together with LT Smash this weekend in New York City. If you ruin these plans, I will be forced to do....something. I'm not sure what, but I'll do something drastic!
You know what, Izzy? I'm going to call Pat Robertson right now!
Don't worry Smash, I've got it covered!