it was as if it had hallmark© written on it
Laurence in a rare diversion from his usual snarkiness, decided that I could use some nice words hurled at me instead of insults. So he emailed:
You are a caramel-covered monkey swimming in a pool of strawberries
and cream under marshmallow clouds and a lemon-drop sun.
Best. Compliment. Ever.
Comments
Mmm... caramel....
Posted by: Andrea Harris | September 16, 2003 09:02 PM
Bejus! Do you really want ME to add to that?
You are the sweetest toejam I ever tasted. No baboon's butt ever came close to yours. I have NEVER tracked you all over the carpet from the bottom of my shoe. I think I love you, or something like that.
What was the topic?
Posted by: Acidman | September 16, 2003 09:05 PM
"You are a caramel-covered monkey...Best. Compliment. Ever."
Unless you're Frank J.
Posted by: Sean M. | September 16, 2003 11:31 PM
Ooh, I don't know if I can slap a caramel-covered ass. Sounds messy.
Posted by: andy | September 17, 2003 12:53 AM
Michele...umh...read my lips.
Posted by: RONHAWAII | September 17, 2003 01:16 AM
Hmmm...Very Homer-esque.....Must be why I love it....
Posted by: beezo | September 17, 2003 03:49 AM
Mmmmmm. Monkey....
Posted by: Keith | September 17, 2003 09:01 AM
Mmmmmmmm... baboon butt.
Posted by: D | September 17, 2003 09:49 AM
Monkey isn't a compliment where I come from, but I like the rest.
Posted by: Troll King | September 17, 2003 09:54 AM
That's always been my picture of you, schnookums.
Posted by: Ken Summers | September 17, 2003 03:43 PM