tales from the courthouse: raising a stink
Putting Encyclopedia Brown to shame, my boss has taken to calling the current decision on my desk The Case of the Pungent Provolone.
It contains therein the line: The defendant is putting the plaintiff’s provolone on trial.
You may commence with the one-liners. We've been at it all day.
[Thank you to my graphic genie Robyn for the picture]
Comments
Instead of studying case law books, the attorneys could just borrow a copy of "The Stinky Cheese Man"...
Posted by: robyn | September 15, 2003 11:28 AM
What a cheesy post.
Posted by: EvilPundit | September 15, 2003 11:33 AM
Will the judge, in Solomon like fashion, cut the cheese?
Posted by: Faith | September 15, 2003 12:27 PM
In the book "A Civil Action" wasn't one of the defense attorneys named "Cheeseman?" Ok, I thought it was funny.
Posted by: Swerdloff | September 15, 2003 12:40 PM
yeah, but if they roll the provolone, wouldn't it be a cheese-ball trial?
Posted by: Jim S | September 15, 2003 01:20 PM
Hey! I've got that book!
Posted by: Keith | September 15, 2003 01:55 PM
I'm sure the case has to do with Nurse Bloomberg and the fact the cheese was smoked.
Posted by: Chrees | September 15, 2003 01:56 PM
Did they move the cheese? (god, I hate that book..)
Posted by: Bill | September 15, 2003 02:49 PM
Swiss and the world swisses with you, but prov and you prov alone.
Being the gent that I am, I had to come up with a pun.
Posted by: triticale | September 16, 2003 01:19 AM