A woman walking along a beach about a mile from former president Bush's summer home Sunday found what appeared to be body parts on the shore, police said.
The state medical examiner will inspect the items, which include at least one bone and what appeared to be internal organs, said Stephen McCausland, spokesman for the state Public Safety Department. He said it wasn't immediately known if they were human.
At some point today at either Indymedia or DU, there will be theories thrown about that Bush has been sacrificing humans in order to keep his pact with the devil or it's the body of someone who knew that 9/11 was just a big lie and Bush had to have him killed.
Of course it's probably just the remains of a seal. Or an alien. Or Jimmy Hoffa.
Hey, has anyone seen Ted Rall lately?