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Bone, organs found on beach near former president Bush's summer house in Maine

A woman walking along a beach about a mile from former president Bush's summer home Sunday found what appeared to be body parts on the shore, police said.

The state medical examiner will inspect the items, which include at least one bone and what appeared to be internal organs, said Stephen McCausland, spokesman for the state Public Safety Department. He said it wasn't immediately known if they were human.

At some point today at either Indymedia or DU, there will be theories thrown about that Bush has been sacrificing humans in order to keep his pact with the devil or it's the body of someone who knew that 9/11 was just a big lie and Bush had to have him killed.

Of course it's probably just the remains of a seal. Or an alien. Or Jimmy Hoffa.

Hey, has anyone seen Ted Rall lately?


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My heart went thumpty-thump when I saw "Ted Rall." Then I realized that it was just too good to be true.

I suppose there hasn't been a boating accident anywhere along the coast of Maine this summer...

Can it be...?

Osama...?

Come to think of it, has anyone seen Ari Fliescher lately? That whole "leaving the White House" story seems a little too convenient now...

On a more serious note, the second redesign looks lovely (no, not just the pic!) It works much better with Mozilla, too.

Ted Rall? Don't get my hopes up like that!

Hopefully it's Ann Coulter!

Lol, yeah not doubt the idjit Indymedia types will forget that the Atlantic Ocean is pretty big place. The conspiracy nutters in Berlin are going to go ape-shit over this.

In Berlin?

How about the conspiracy-nutters here, in Berkeley, Ann Arbor and Amherst?

Not enough remains to be Michael Moore.